Great story, dude!
Actually, it was a shitty story. So you only got one word out of three right.
1. I was being sarcastic when I used the word 'great'
2. The OP's original post was obviously fictional, making it a story
3. It was obviously a male pretending to be female, which is why I used the word 'dude'.
3 out of 3!
Yay!