What one piece of advice from your grandparents has been the most beneficial to you? Mine would be "Peace is made of steel".
Grandpa told me that I would know when I'd met the girl I would marry because every time I saw her I'd get a hardon.
I should have married several hundred women by now.
You know what your problem is? You walk around all day with your butt on your shoulders! (my grandmother told that to my aunt).
Did she ever admit to being a hunchback?