Advise please

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  1. dikkiedik

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    A few month ago I worked nude in my garden, hoping it would give me a nice tan being in the sun at the same moment. After doing some work I took a nap in the sunshine...... Wished I had used my brains before :wacko: That night I couldn't sleep because my back, bottom, belly ..... PENIS and SAC were burned as hell. For days I've used after-sun etc. morning and evening. I felt like lubricated.
    The first time after all that I had another unpleasant experience. Horny as hell I thought I could stand the pain of being sunburned to get some satisfaction. My wife was on top to avoid touching my sunburned body. Never thought my wife's "juices" would give me so much pain ..................... :eek: in / on my cock.

    Now I use lots of suntanning oil. I didn't catch much sunshine this summer, so I couver my white skin as good as possible.
    Suntanning oil lasts for ever on your skin if you use much of it. This time my wife had to stand the pain because with my cock - the full length of it - I took the suntanning oil into her vagina. She told me it gave a burned feeling for days. No need to say that she didn't enjoy having sex.

    Did some of you had a simular (stupid) experience?

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    You should've let them set in Vinegar.

    That always takes the heat out of any burn, I've used it on both sunburn and hot oil burns, but I've thankfully never had my penis sunburnt.
     
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    The best medicine is *prevention* but that hardly helps now.

    Sun block, not sun tan oil, is what should be used. On the nude beaches in Greece, there were guys who actually used socks on their junk to prevent nasty sun burns on their dick and balls -- sort of a la Red Hot Chili Peppers :)

    I've had serious sunburns as a kid, but not as an adult and thankfully not my cock and balls.

    White distilled vinegar will take the sting out, but it also dries out the skin, which won't help it heal. Pure aloe is probably going to be the most helpful if you're not allergic to it.
     
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    This has little to do with sun burn problems, but I'll take this opportunity to inject my thoughts re. ponybiltguy's wide range knowledge of subjects. The dude knows more than the vast majority of guys twice/three times his age. (all this plus being hung, hung, hung!) I fully understand why tripod and DMW are planning a threesome. Now, that's one I'ld give my right nut to witness.

    Sorry, for the subject interruption, gentlemen!

    Luke
     
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    Agree strongly with Ponybuilt. While vinegar has been rumored to do something, it can dry the skin out. Aloe Vera will aid in soothing your mr happy, and keep him moisturized .
     
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    C. Myjunk: WHO GARDENS NAKED?!?!? i mean, your around sharp tools!!
    anywho... bummer, I have gotten bad sunburns before while surfing ect..
    however..
    just take it easy, im sure you will be fine ;)
    C. Myjunk
     
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    And while you said the burns were bad, you didn't say how bad. If the skin is purple rather than red, then it's likely second- or third-degree burns and you should get to a doctor ASAP.
     
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    Been there, done that and for me aloe worked the best. I also used cold packs to help me be able to sleep.
     
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    Thank you all guys for your advice. Gardening in the nude is not as dangerous as it seems. Just taking care of the tools I use. I hope I will never ever get sunburnt. I like the Greec solution: protect the sensitive parts with a sock. Don't know yet if I'll use a white, black or red one. :lol:
     
  10. jonb

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    Well, if the burn's not on the glans, apply aloe vera and stay naked indoors until you peel. On the glans, I wouldn't know what to do; it's different from ordinary skin.
     
  11. Imported

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    TripodMillenium: You know.... I'm full of facts and info, too.... :D :p


    When I get bored on the net..... my options are porn or roaming around picking up random info.....


    I usually do both..... :rolleyes:
     
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    OUCH. It hurts just to think about this!
     
  13. jonb

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    Well, aloe vera isn't really a strange fact. Everyone knows about it.
     
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