Tell me about a weird penis as soon as we start talking about sex. Make it funny or flirty. Or show me a picture of the weirdness if you can get me to agree to looking at a dick pic. Do not winge. If it is oddly shaped, has a very tight phimosis that needs special care, is much smaller than average (like, 3.75" or smaller) or much larger than average (8" or more) please just find a way, a fun or interesting way, to let me know. I learned from a 2.5" dreidel-shaped penis that I don't like that kind of surprise. On the other hand, I saw a picture recently of a really weird dick, and because he was proud of it and descriptive about how he wanted to wield it, I was pretty excited about it. Rather than a weird dick, it was a hot novelty. On the other hand, if like him, you can't follow through, I guess you say nothing.