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The Coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears.
The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a quarterback
who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghanistan soldier with a
truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 3rd-story window
200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10
soldiers 100 yards away, ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he
brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Chicago Bears
go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghani is hailed as the Great Hero of football, and when Coach asks
him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I just won the greatest
sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all
around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within
an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says "I'll never forgive you for making us move to CHICAGO....
The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a quarterback
who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghanistan soldier with a
truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 3rd-story window
200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10
soldiers 100 yards away, ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he
brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Chicago Bears
go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghani is hailed as the Great Hero of football, and when Coach asks
him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I just won the greatest
sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all
around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within
an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says "I'll never forgive you for making us move to CHICAGO....
