After I fuck women they are obsessed with me

[Daisy]

I hope this post is supposed to be sarcasm, or bad humor because it's beyond ridiculous. I do hope you're kidding. I guess some will be gullible enough to believe it anyway.

 

[Wish-4-8]

One of the first rules of fiction is that your protagonist (hero) has to be a nice guy, even if it's sometimes a bit hard to find the nice part.

Thats not true. The "spaghetti westerns", featuring Clint Eastwood introduce the protagonist as the "anti-hero". You could not tell if he was a good guy or a bad guy. Check out: For a few dollars more, Fistful of dollars, and The Good, the bad, and the ugly.

 

[Snakebyte]

Thats not true. The "spaghetti westerns", featuring Clint Eastwood introduce the protagonist as the "anti-hero". You could not tell if he was a good guy or a bad guy. Check out: For a few dollars more, Fistful of dollars, and The Good, the bad, and the ugly.

Or the recent Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood.

 

[marriedasian]

LOL...

 

[B_jeepguy2]

wow...this is like a really bad soap opera!! Geesh. That's really sad to read that people are like this...really?? I've never looked back, you know? Once I leave, it's done. Why end it if you're just going to come back for more...and I really, really don't understand guys like that...why get married? Why not stay single and screw your brains off? Or dick, which ever burns out first....

billi jean

LOL, Oh Yeah, people are like that...this post is not fiction...really! I know it is hard to believe but this crazy shit REALLY HAPPENED!

My whole family is like a bad soap opera, though. We have a couple of drunks, a stoner, a womanizer, several crooks, a closeted gay (me), a lesbian, and a couple of really rare hereditary diseases that run in the family, oh yeah and MONEY!

Hollywood couldn't come up with a better cast for a soap opera than us! Honestly, watching Dallas re-runs reminds me of my family...but I think my family is even more screwed up than the Ewing clan!

 

[Nekoman]

I hope this post is supposed to be sarcasm, or bad humor because it's beyond ridiculous. I do hope you're kidding. I guess some will be gullible enough to believe it anyway.

I bet HE (OP) believes it's true!

 

[Drifterwood]

I have women all over me.

Sadly they work for the IRS. :biggrin1:

 

[B_spiker067]

I hope this post is supposed to be sarcasm, or bad humor because it's beyond ridiculous. I do hope you're kidding. I guess some will be gullible enough to believe it anyway.

Does it matter? How do you want to take?

 

[vince]

Does it matter? How do you want to take?

"How do you want to take?" This is not a complete sentence. What point are you attempting to make? Please try again.

 

[Not_Punny]

I have women all over me.

Sadly they work for the IRS. :biggrin1:

Dang! I'm in the wrong career!

 

[Mule]

Dear LPSG,

How can I get the Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders to leave me alone? It's so tough to deal with 35 beautiful, athletic women who just cannot keep their hands off me. Luckily I am a class A stud and can fuck each of them for a couple of hours on a careful constant rotation, but after five weeks of nonstop sex I'm starting to get hungry. Please help me with this nightmare.

Mule

PS: Did I mention my 22-inch penis?

 

[Mithra]

I don't have the biggest cock(9 1/2"- always very very hard)

LOL

 

[SilverTrain]

So much comedy in one thread that was not designed to be comedic.

Life is great.