After seeing a guy fill up a shot glass with his semen

[D_Percy_Prettywillie]

Wouldn't it be weird to shoot a load that big? And kind of messy? Who REALLY wants that much cum over them or in them. Man, a teaspoonful makes a big enough mess. I can just imagine the look in someone's face as it just keeps pumping out way beyond the point it should have stopped!
I'm happy with my normal load thanks!

I'm with you, pal. When you stop and think about it there's a line beyond which is a realm of inhuman surrealism. I posit that it isn't only related to semen production but to the size of certain body parts as well. This fascination with more and bigger and longer and wider has to have a conclusion somewhere, right?

Well, if it doesn't, it does for me. 15" penises, breasts that are so large they obscure a woman's face, muscles so bulbous they look like they could pop, pants sagged so low they qualify as ankle accessories, money enough to buy the Great Pyramids of Giza, and yes, so much cum you can fill up a shot glass... these are just few examples of wholly unrealistic expectations that are so unrealistic I find them more of a turn off than I do their more moderate counter-parts.

Judging oneself by looking at that video is like pulling up Bill Gate's wikipedia page, sighing aloud and lamenting to whomever will listen "I can never be happy at all because I'll never have that much money."

JSZ​

 

[octsrprise]

This watery fluid does not appear to be genuine semen

 

[kennethmarkzamora]

I can drink that!:biggrin1:

 

[R_S]

After being asked to investigate this situation (lol, cum investigator--actually, it's "Lieutenant")....

I come (pun, yes. A shitty one, yes) to the conclusion that this guy is pulling a fast one. Only a couple of differnet set-ups, vid after vid. All that blurry on-off. Some inexplicable time jumps, the fact that the glass seems to fill at a rate far exceeding the flow of the "cum". He's never really that hard when he's supposedly cumming big loads four times in four minutes.

I have no "proof" that it's bunk. But I maintain that it is.

But have fun with it, by all means.

I'm a huge fan of the Bond films, Star Wars. Etc. Fiction can be great.

I also noticed some of the things you mentioned, but guessed that the focus issues were simply caused by a camera with jumpy auto focus, because they just seem to happen when he is moving and don't seem to be hiding anything.

I didn't notice the video jumps you mentioned, because ALL the flash videos on xHamster are a little jumpy and jittery for me because xHamster loads up their pages with so many other spam video ads that my computer can't keep up.

I downloaded the flv files for some of the videos to check them in slow motion on VLC, and do see the missing frame jumps you mentioned, but I have seen similar issues with skipped frames due to old video capture cards dropping frames on old analog captures, or too-slow SD cards in more recent hardware, so I wouldn't make too much of that.

Someone earlier commented that he thought it was some kind of fake cum, and mentioned specifically that real cum has a certain unmistakable sticky clear and white texture that is not completely uniform.

Which is EXACTLY what this guys cum looks like in this vid -

Two Nice Big Sticky Loads In A Row

Check out the big blob of cum that gets stuck on the edge of the cup just after he pops the first time, and you will see it looks EXACTLY like cum, with EXACTLY the kind of sticky clear and white composition that was previously commented on as only being something you see in real cum.

Or check our this vid where he pops one of his huge loads in a condom and lets it drizzle out into a little medicine measuring cup.

Shooting one of my HUGE Loads In A Condom (special request)

I have seen maybe a dozen vids where some guy cums in a condom, and then he or someone else lets the cum drizzle out (usually into an open mouth), and I be damned if what is dripping out of this guys condom at the end doesn't look like the real thing.

If you Google for 'Zhuzha bukkake' or 'Zhuzha eats Sperm from a Condom' you can find a vid where this girl sucks off about 20 guys, one-by-one, letting them jerk their loads into her mouth, then saving their semen by spitting it into a condom. At the end of the vid she lays back and dumps the whole sticky mess, semen from about twenty guys, from the condom into her mouth, and you will see that, other than being slightly foamed up from her swishing it around in her mouth first, the semen has pretty much EXACTLY the same appearance as it does in this guy's xHamster vid.

There was a third fairly recent vid showing him cumming in a glass of coffee, and because of the clear glass you could see the way the cum broke up into thick gooey streamers and sinks to the bottom, and so far as I could tell this also looked exactly like the real thing (I would post the link, but it seems to have dropped off xHamster for some reason).

Like anyone who watches porn, I have seen my fair share of faked cum shots, but the fake cum wasn't anything like what you see in this guys videos. Sadly, the fake stuff just looked like some guy pissing buttermilk, or a girl with hand cream or yogurt dripping out of her mouth or pussy.

So if this guy is faking it somehow, all I can say is that he should sell the secret to the porn industry, and started to manufacture his 'fake cum' commercially, because he could probably make a zillion bucks.

 

[lovinglife]

There are a lot of ways to fake it. This guy looks perfectly real, but I doubt anybody is capable of producing quantities as much as him.
Cum for Katie Price - xHamster.com
I mean really, thats like 48 spurts and some dribble at the end. And it looks real. But it is so far beyond what anybody else is capable of, it has to be fake.

 

[MsThang]

Another HUGE Shot Glass Filling Cum Shot.avi - xHamster.com

I should give up on trying to increase my volume. It was foolish of me to think I can ever accomplish such a feat as increasing my volume. I guess I won't blow any girls away with my cumshots. Its fun to dream though....

I really think that cum shots impress men more than women. In my opinion, the competitive nature in men is where this whole cum shot fascination stems from. I really could care less about how much cum a man shoots out. I will watch a video and find it interesting to see how the penis works but it doesn't turn me on. A man filling up a glass with cum does absolutely nothing for my libido. So if you want to impress a woman, learn to suck her clit instead.

 

[lovinglife]

I really think that cum shots impress men more than women. In my opinion, the competitive nature in men is where this whole cum shot fascination stems from. I really could care less about how much cum a man shoots out. I will watch a video and find it interesting to see how the penis works but it doesn't turn me on. A man filling up a glass with cum does absolutely nothing for my libido. So if you want to impress a woman, learn to suck her clit instead.

This and a lot of guys aim to impress. We want that "wow" factor. Guys want to hear "wow your dick is big" or "wow you came a lot" or "wow you came so hard"... really if you just say "wow" at the end of a session we will feel like a man.

 

[joeweekend]

That might be more of a cordial glass than a shot glass. Little smaller.

But still mighty impressive.

 

[joeweekend]

This watery fluid does not appear to be genuine semen

Some guys are quite watery. I think it has a lot to do with how well hydrated you are. Drink a lot of water, you'll get more volume. Get dehydrated and your jizz will come out slightly chunky.

 

[Red_Rebel]

Dont theycatheterize themselves n pump their bladders full of that semen like stuff. That ddnt look like cum n people have been doin that technique

 

[MsThang]

Some guys are quite watery. I think it has a lot to do with how well hydrated you are. Drink a lot of water, you'll get more volume. Get dehydrated and your jizz will come out slightly chunky.

I actually don't like cum, it does gross me out and I grimace when the girls in porn open their mouth and show the cum. It reminds me of someone talking when they are eating. Just disgusting. As for my real life experiences there were maybe two guys that I liked their cum and I had no problem swallowing and they were watery. I think it is that gooey consistency that I can't wait to spit it out.

 

[drambone2001]

Incredible cumshot. Reminds me of me.

 

[R_S]

There are a lot of ways to fake it. This guy looks perfectly real, but I doubt anybody is capable of producing quantities as much as him.
Cum for Katie Price - xHamster.com
I mean really, thats like 48 spurts and some dribble at the end. And it looks real. But it is so far beyond what anybody else is capable of, it has to be fake.

Sorry, that guy does look fake to me.

Aside from the totally ridiculous half-quart quantities that show up in some of his scenes, his so-called "cum" has way too much clear liquid, and you NEVER get a front view of his cock spurting so you can actually see if that shit is actually spurting out of his pee hole, so I don't think it's even 'cumming' out of his cock, but rather from somewhere below. Notice that, at the end of several scenes, how he tries to milk a pearl of cum out of his pee-hole, but there is basically NOTHING THERE (though he tries to fake it by bringing up some 'cum' from underneath). If that stuff is actually squirting out of his dick, he is doing the world's worst job of letting everyone see it.

With the original guy that I posted the links for, there is absolutely no doubt that he is actually spurting, he only shoots about two or three times the load that I and a lot of other guys can manage, and the appearance and consistency of his semen is right on the mark. You can see that in the scenes where he scoops up some of the cum on his fingers afterwards and plays with it.

Notice that even though his cum starts out on the thin side (as you would expect for someone with that much semen volume) a few seconds after he spurts, his semen thickens up and becomes gooier and quite sticky and forms gooey ropes when he tries to flick it off his fingers. I don't know about you, but that's exactly how my cum acts.

 

[bicuriousbc]

mmmmmmmmmm

 

[R_S]

I actually don't like cum, it does gross me out and I grimace when the girls in porn open their mouth and show the cum . . .

To each his or her own, but I have to respectfully disagree that most girls aren't a bit turned on when they see a man cum.

It's like a big flashing neon sign saying "I got this guy sooooo turned on that he popped his cookies!"

What guys wouldn't give to have the same totally unambiguous signal that they have caused their girl to climax.

And seeing a guy cum DOES seem to arouse many girls at some primal level. Time and again while watching porn scenes, I have noticed the girls nipples pop up when the guy pulls out and starts to spurt.

You might expect this if he cums on her breasts, just from the stimulation of the warm semen, but that wouldn't explain the scenes where I have noticed the girls nipples popping up when she is taking a load in the face or on her belly (which also occurs quite frequently).

So, going by this simple biometric nipple barometer, it would seem that even a jaded porn actress gets at least a momentary sexual jolt from seeing that she has caused a guy to cum.

 

[MsThang]

To each his or her own, but I have to respectfully disagree that most girls aren't a bit turned on when they see a man cum.

It's like a big flashing neon sign saying "I got this guy sooooo turned on that he popped his cookies!"

What guys wouldn't give to have the same totally unambiguous signal that they have caused their girl to climax.

And seeing a guy cum DOES seem to arouse many girls at some primal level. Time and again while watching porn scenes, I have noticed the girls nipples pop up when the guy pulls out and starts to spurt.

You might expect this if he cums on her breasts, just from the stimulation of the warm semen, but that wouldn't explain the scenes where I have noticed the girls nipples popping up when she is taking a load in the face or on her belly (which also occurs quite frequently).

So, going by this simple biometric nipple barometer, it would seem that even a jaded porn actress gets at least a momentary sexual jolt from seeing that she has caused a guy to cum.

I guess I should have specified I don't like swallowing. If he shoots in my mouth I am going to spit it out. I have got around it when I give head, if the head is at the back of my throat it will go down without me tasting it.

I actually like the feel of hot cum on my skin, so my tits, ass, stomach, it all feels good. I even like to suck and lick his cock after he cums but not large quantities and definitely not drinking it out of a glass. I LOVE bareback when a guy cums inside of me but because of STDs it is not an option.

 

[lovinglife]

Sorry, that guy does look fake to me.

Aside from the totally ridiculous half-quart quantities that show up in some of his scenes, his so-called "cum" has way too much clear liquid, and you NEVER get a front view of his cock spurting so you can actually see if that shit is actually spurting out of his pee hole, so I don't think it's even 'cumming' out of his cock, but rather from somewhere below. Notice that, at the end of several scenes, how he tries to milk a pearl of cum out of his pee-hole, but there is basically NOTHING THERE (though he tries to fake it by bringing up some 'cum' from underneath). If that stuff is actually squirting out of his dick, he is doing the world's worst job of letting everyone see it.

With the original guy that I posted the links for, there is absolutely no doubt that he is actually spurting, he only shoots about two or three times the load that I and a lot of other guys can manage, and the appearance and consistency of his semen is right on the mark. You can see that in the scenes where he scoops up some of the cum on his fingers afterwards and plays with it.

Notice that even though his cum starts out on the thin side (as you would expect for someone with that much semen volume) a few seconds after he spurts, his semen thickens up and becomes gooier and quite sticky and forms gooey ropes when he tries to flick it off his fingers. I don't know about you, but that's exactly how my cum acts.

There is no doubt it is coming from his penis, but whether it is cum or not is up for debate. Consistency and appearance of cum varies person to person, so I saw nothing wrong with the appearance in the guy that I posted. Not everybody has pearl white thick cum. Some people are very watery and do have clearer cum, some even yellowish cum. Depending on how much of a particular fluid is produced and mixed when you cum will give you a different result.

Also, my cum does not act like what you describe at all. When I cum I stay pretty consistent from beginning to end, and rarely do I produce a "pearl" of cum.

Regardless, my point was merely that when it comes to truly gigantic loads (even if it is "only" 3 times as much as normal), you need to approach it with skepticism. Remember, if it is believable that a person can cum 3 times as much as normal, then it must also be believable to have a penis 3 times as big as normal (or 15-18 inches).

PS: I consider my cumshots to be rather large, but filling a shot glass or even 2/3 of a measuring cup would be massive.

 

[R_S]

There is no doubt it is coming from his penis...

Also, my cum does not act like what you describe at all. When I cum I stay pretty consistent from beginning to end, and rarely do I produce a "pearl" of cum ...

In some of the scenes in your compilation video, I didn't have any trouble at all seeing cum drizzle out of your peehole at the end of each spurt, but in every single one of that guys vids it's like like the 'cum' is spraying from underneath and you never see that telltale after-ooze from his pee hole in between spurts.

The 'pearl' of cum I was talking about is simply that last big drop of cum that pretty much everyone can milk out of their cock after cumming if they work at it. He does work at it (or pretends to), but in more than 2 dozen vids I didn't see him manage to show ANY cum at all oozing out of his peehole afterwards. Cumming that much with not even a drop of 'after-ooze' from his pee-hole seems more than a bit suspicious don't you think?

In fact, unlike your vids, you don't see ANYTHING ooze out of his peehole before, during, or after he supposedly 'cums' (just a bunch of suspicious gooey stuff spraying out from what looks like a tube he is holding under his cock head). If I missed one that shows something looking a little more 'normal' where you can actually see the cum drizzling out of his peehole between spurts (like several of your own compilation pop shots did) then give me a link and I'll reconsider.

Regardless, my point was merely that when it comes to truly gigantic loads (even if it is "only" 3 times as much as normal), you need to approach it with skepticism. Remember, if it is believable that a person can cum 3 times as much as normal, then it must also be believable to have a penis 3 times as big as normal (or 15-18 inches).

PS: I consider my cumshots to be rather large, but filling a shot glass or even 2/3 of a measuring cup would be massive.

Good point, but I think your calculation is just a little off, because we are talking VOLUME not just length. Never mind 18 inches, let's just consider the difference between an average 6 inch cock and a nice thick 9 inch cock.

This 1.5x in length and thickness would be well within the normal range, and volume wise, a similar 1.5x internal variation in the 30ccSpermLoad guy's internal organs associated with ejaculation (seminal vesicles, etc) would be more than enough to account for the difference between cumming 10ml and 30ml.

This is because how much a guy can cum is dependent on the volume of fluids that can be held in his internal semen plumbing which varies as the cube of a simple change in length,width, and height.

So, if his internal organs associated with ejaculation were only 1.5 times longer, wider, and thicker than average, then the volume they could hold would increase by 1.5x1.5x1.5 = 3.375. which is more than enough to account for the difference between the 10ml ejaculation that many guys can manage and this guys huge 30ml cum shots.

I can personally manage at least 12ml to 15ml or so (from only a ml or two shy, up to about half a shot glass full), and I have seen several amateur porn scenes with copious cummers who could easily match that, so we are really only talking about a two or two and a half to one variation vs. what I KNOW can be done.

Personally, I don't have a 12 inch cock either (or even the 9 inches I mentioned above, for that matter) but that doesn't keep me from believing it when I see someone that does.

 

[simbablk]

This and a lot of guys aim to impress. We want that "wow" factor. Guys want to hear "wow your dick is big" or "wow you came a lot" or "wow you came so hard"... really if you just say "wow" at the end of a session we will feel like a man.

Dammit! There's no "Like" button for this!

Simba

 

[simbablk]

There are a lot of ways to fake it. This guy looks perfectly real, but I doubt anybody is capable of producing quantities as much as him.
Cum for Katie Price - xHamster.com
I mean really, thats like 48 spurts and some dribble at the end. And it looks real. But it is so far beyond what anybody else is capable of, it has to be fake.

DUDE! WHAT! THE! HELL!

If I could shot just HALF as many spurts as that I'd be happy!

Simba