After the guy cums...

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  1. D_Fiona_Farvel

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    You get up and prepare a warm washcloth for him, as any lovely woman should do! :) He uses it to clean up, then throws it on the floor.

    Do you -
    A) Tell him to "pick that shit up!" "you know better" or "I'm not your Momma"
    B) Pick it up for him and deposit in laundry basket whilst giving mean, hateful glances?
    or
    C) Leave it on the floor because you don't give a shit?
     
  2. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    You mean a guy doesn't have to snore as soon as he cums? He can actually stay awake? :)
     
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    :)
    He had to take his ass home.
    It was 3am and I was tired, plus it was mutual masturbation w/ fingering and HJ, not sex.
     
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    Be Sweet And Pick It Up, Or Better Yet As You Hand It To Him Say After You Are Done Throw It In The Laundry Bag....
     
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    My philosophy is ,,, my woman always cumms first.
    Nothing more wonderful than to role to our sides cuddling and holding, and just enjoy the glow of it all. My cock slowly shrinks and comes out of her. Often we have a short nap. Then I spoil her with a warm washrag and clean her fully --- its always fun. and clean myself.
    Then I pat her dry with a towel.
     
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    Hmmm... in my house, I try not to have anything left for him or me to wipe up. Guess that's why I get my daily allowances of protein AND keep a clean house AND don't have this horny dilemma to agonize over, ChockoKittie.

    In your case, however, I'd take Chavous's advice and just pick it up later. It'll give you another chance to relive the night through scratch-n-sniff. But if it pisses you off, and you don't wanna see the guy again, hand it back to him and point to the laundry basket.
     
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    It takes a lot of effort fucking! :eek:
     
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    Nice and subtle. I'm not picking it up, tho.

    Aww, cute. We aren't there yet.


    I knew one of you cum sluts would spring up. :tongue:
    I do want to see him again, but that's not gonna shut me up. He has known me for over a year -- the fact that I am a bitch is no secret. :wink:

    But yeah, I told him wet, cum towels do not go one a wood floor. It almost came out as "didn't your momma teach you..." haha! :smile:
     
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    I usually shove the washcloth into her mouth. That shows her.
     
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    I'd vote "c". You'll have plenty of opportunities at less intimate moments to teach him proper housework techniques.
     
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    But Bbucko she'll have a funky watermark on her wood floors!
     
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    Out of those I'd pick c). Although I'd be worried if a women fetched a washcloth straight after sex. She should be lying there in a warm glow for a few minutes at least. Then if it was messy, you go for a shower together.
     
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    I don't "prepare" anything for him. He's a big boy, can get up and wash his own body. usually he's in the bathroom peeing after sex anyway. :wink:
     
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    I agree. Bring a warm towel? No. I would expect him to get up and at least go wash off if not go take a shower. Afterglow only lasts so long.
    :bad2:
     
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    D) You say "Do you need this anymore?" (as you accidentally throw it on top of him)
     
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    E)My wife licks me clean,no nead for a wash cloth! :)
     
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    You stayed up until 3 AM and that's all you did? :confused:

    He did that to a wood floor?!? I'd have been shrieking at him like a howler monkey. :tongue:
     
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    A, definately A. By throwing it on the floor he shows disrespect towards you after you made that thoughtful gesture.
     
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    I've actually done this... awe, takes me back a bit but yeah we were in a hotel so I just let him leave it wherever.
     
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