After they're gone...

[950483]

They be saying oi be needing me soider loiks they do in Penzaaaance anyways, and sum of thaaaat clotted cream, you be given them thaat, they needs et. And don't ferrrrrget those paaaaasties, they be loiking the paaaasties

Or perhaps they'd say something like: "Gweres! Leun a sylli yw ow skath bargesi!"

This is the accent in case you want to practice. (You were going a bit Bristolian there).

 

[englad]

Or perhaps they'd say something like: "Gweres! Leun a sylli yw ow skath bargesi!"

This is the accent in case you want to practice. (You were going a bit Bristolian there).

Hahaha


LOL I know, I was consciously making an effort not to go fully wurzels and zummerrrrrrzett. It couldn't truly be Bristollian though, I didn't write an L after every single vowel. I never really got how West Country accents only get on steroids in the centre of their range, in Somerset, they aren't as impenetrable in either southern Worcestershire or Cornwall lol.

But we could just skip English altogether and go for the Cornish language itself lol:

 

[1178303]

I love the Bristol accent

 

[englad]

I love the Bristol accent

OK not bristollian, but let's shout out at full blown Somerset accents:

 

[englad]

I almost forgot Wally thread, and my obligatory Brexit reference resolution in said threads.

It is a ridiculous a notion as turning your country into a giant offshore tax haven to indulge in a self-ingratiating wank fantasy based on infantile conceptualisations of parliamentary "sovereignty".

 

[malakos]

Don't be a hypocrite. Do us a favor and make yourself disappear. Spare us your never ending inane posts. If the world would be better of without Smalls then it logically follows that LPSG would be better off without you.

 

[twoton]

What would happen is that the women would be left with only the larger penzances to look at, and they'd see them and say
"Yeah, and...?" pretty much the same as they do now.

I disagree. In my version, women everywhere will heave a great sigh of relief because they will no longer have to pretend that size doesn’t matter.

 

[wallyj84]

Don't be a hypocrite. Do us a favor and make yourself disappear. Spare us your never ending inane posts. If the world would be better of without Smalls then it logically follows that LPSG would be better off without you.

Yet another hater, I see.

I disagree. In my version, women everywhere will heave a great sigh of relief because they will no longer have to pretend that size doesn’t matter.

Exactly. Getting rid of Smalls is a feminists dream.

 

[1141702]

You can’t get rid of them, the only thing you would do is raise the average.

 

[Brian S]

I'm just wondering, what the fuck does dick size have to do with rebuilding society after a catastrophic event? Or, in this case, if a bunch of people disappeared, I can't imagine all the dudes would whip out their dicks to measure. Fuck's sake, this is...something.

 

[deleted848353]

I'm just wondering, what the fuck does dick size have to do with rebuilding society after a catastrophic event? Or, in this case, if a bunch of people disappeared, I can't imagine all the dudes would whip out their dicks to measure. Fuck's sake, this is...something.

Welcome to the world of wally

 

[wallyj84]

I'm just wondering, what the fuck does dick size have to do with rebuilding society after a catastrophic event? Or, in this case, if a bunch of people disappeared, I can't imagine all the dudes would whip out their dicks to measure. Fuck's sake, this is...something.

You don't think people would notice that only Smalls disappeared? Come on, even if no one thought about cock size at first, people would quickly realize what happened.

 

[5104]

Nope. Smalls are men with penises below 7". As long as your penis is 7 or greater, you're a Big dick hung stud no matter what.

With a 7" break point, the world's population would be very small as fare as males go.

However, I do agree that size would no longer be much of an issue. Finally, it would be true to say "size doesn't matter" (much).

 

[5104]

You don't think people would notice that only Smalls disappeared? Come on, even if no one thought about cock size at first, people would quickly realize what happened.

"7s and overs" would have a lot of work to do to rebuild the world population. Unfortunately, the world would soon be full of smalls again as the genes contributed by the woman seem to be determinative according to most scientific studies.

The "7s and overs" would probably hear a lot more demands not to insert all the way from women used to smalls.