Aging discrimination fund

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  1. D_Bob_Crotchitch

    D_Bob_Crotchitch New Member

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    Seeing that people in these days get cast aside due to aging, have any of you created a fund to start saving for plastic surgery?
    I am starting a fund I'll just nickname Pick Me Up. It isn't for entertainment purposes. I have a low hanging scrotum, and it's getting lower with time. I'll need a scrotal lift.
    What about the rest of you?
     
  2. SEXXXX

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    low scrotum is not as important as crow's feet, cost the same
     
  3. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Maybe, the pull of the scrotum is helping to cause the crows feet. Plus, you can put creams around the eyes to help with crows feet. No cream is going to lift saggy balls.

    Costs the same? Have you investigated having both surgeries?
     
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    If you have a low hanging scrotum (not sure what it is exactly) but maybe you need a loan instead of a fund! But it's not cover by your insurance
     
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    ha3x surgeries in that area ARE as expensive and carry higher risk, fewer docs is willing to perform those.

    PS. Don't you love low hanging balls?
     
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    They are not attractive when they look like a bread wrapper with two small doughnuts in the bottom.
    It's more a matter of safety and comfort. I guess You've never plopped down and sat right on your balls.
     
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    OK, now I understand, I thought it was something else... Yeah that could be sexy!
     
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    Didn't expect you meant THAT low
     
  9. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    What you were expecting would not even be a concern. Balls that hang so low you sit on them can be a problem.
    I started the fund because I don't think anyone is going to seriously loan you money for a ball lift. Also, could you imagine the reaction you'd get when you went in to reply? You might get arrested.
     
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    if it's a medical problem, shouldn't insurance cover it?
     
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    They don't cover face lifts. They'll probably just say get a jock. They don't realize my knees bruise easily.
     
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    My aging fund is to ensure I can retire before I'm 65 and have a long and enjoyable retirement.
     
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