AHAHAHAHA Girls cant count inches

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  1. Gecko4lif

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    Today I was walking around campus as I usually do when I notice I was getting some interesting stares.

    I assumed this was because I has recently shaved off my long glorious corn rows and I did infact get some comments about it.

    But that wasnt what it was.

    It wasnt until I got home and received some interesting text messages that I found out that apparently the last chick I had sex with was gossiping to her fairly large circle of friends that I was huge.

    Now at 7x6 im not comfortable saying im huge but im above average.

    But no.

    Apparently im over 9 inches.

    Oh god how I laughed.

    Im going to see how this plays out because that is downright ridiculous. Over 9? Jesus .

    LOL.
     
  2. Drew248

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    Haha, well done man. I have a buddy who's decently hung, but his ex gf called it "the destroyer", claimed he was 11". Not even close. They really don't all have a good grasp of reality.
     
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    This is probably because girls, when they have sex with average guys, are told the guys' dicks are like seven inches when they're really only five.
     
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    ah yeah forgot about that.

    I dont talk about my penis specifically for that reason

    it just devolves into fish tales
     
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    Sounds good to me - perhaps you might reap the fruits of this mindless gossip. Good Luck to you
     
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    I've seen the way some guys measure around here, so apparently most of you can't use a ruler, either.
     
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    Touche!
     
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    I heard from that girl that you have a micro dick.
     
  9. Gecko4lif

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    Dont hate me cuz im beautiful :biggrin1:


    But no really actually that would be a preferable rumor because there is no pressure attached to that when you think about it

    Assuming you dont actually have a mircrodick there is no way to disappoint :cool:
     
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    Lol I've been told i'm 10 inches.. I wasn't gonna argue! Just enjoy peoples missguidance ;-)
     
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    "AHAHAHAHA Girls can't count inches"


    Maybe girls make up for their math deficienceis by being able to spell, punctuate, and use correct grammar.

    LOL. :wink:
     
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    This is also the reason you should never have a woman parking your car.
    No fucking idea of spaces.
     
  14. paigexox

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    Don't be hating! No concept of spaces might be one of the reasons we let you boys attempt to stick your big dicks into our small holes to begin with. :tongue:
     
  15. D_Rosalind Mussell

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    I don't know who you have parking your car, but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with their vagina. :rolleyes:
     
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    Even though it does not seem outright obvious to most guys, women are insanely competitive. Being of the length that almost never fits all the way inside a woman, I have had more women claim they took me all the way in than I can count. It's just funny how they all want to claim they were able to take more inside them than they really can. The way women want to be both tight, and deep is almost as silly as guys who want to be able to boast about length and girth...
     
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    um thats because from someone else's prospective it seems bigger then it is that is why.
     
  18. Gecko4lif

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    My spelling, punctuation, and use of grammar or lack there of is entirely appropriate according to the situation. This is not a term paper so my give a fuck machine is on the fritz
     
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    Oh, okay. As long as you can dish it out to the chicks, I guess you don't have to take it. :rolleyes:


    p.s. "thereof"
     
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    You're being an asshole for no reason.
     
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