AHAHAHAHA Girls cant count inches

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

:biglaugh:Thank you, Gecko, for starting a thread that got a bit 'off topic' with grammer comments. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, reading the sparring between these guys... Still laughing at the silliness of it all. Think maybe we should start an English 101 class and let Max teach it? Nah.....I just love the anal attitudes here... Too bad their not making better use of that "anal" ...something-or-other...:chairfall: Best way to know what you're talking about girls? Stick a tape measure in your pocket and pull it out...watch the guys eyeballs pop!!! HAHAHAHA

Have Fun, Fancy

 

[K.Dst]

"Why can't women park a car without hitting the other cars?

Because we keep on making them believe that :
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is 10 inches long"

 

[maxcok]

so i'm a noob, huh? i've been here ~3.5 years longer than you.

Oops, my bad. I don't know why, but for some reason I saw your age 23 as your post count. Sorry bout that.

and i doubt that's the only thing longer than you.

Well I wouldn't be too sure about that, but since I don't have pics posted, I don't talk dick stats. Just seems kinda phony, and there's already a whole lot of phony here. I just don't get in dick swinging contests period.

LPSG is a great community, and i've never been in an internet pissing match here until you showed up with your attitude.

Well, you pissed on me first, buddy, so who's to blame for that?

on the other hand, i can count half a dozen people you've ticked off on this page alone.

Really? I only count one for sure besides you, and he's someone with a vendetta who followed me in here just to take pot shots. You're not in the habit of exaggerating, are you? Cause he sure is. Boy howdy!

so i'm pretty sure the only conclusions that can be drawn from your 4800+ posts is that you talk far more than you listen - as evidenced by this thread.

Well, that very well may be your conclusion, but that doesn't mean it's the only conclusion that can be drawn. Unless of course you're omniscient. You're not, are you?

but hey, congratulations! for once, you got to use the words 'huge' and 'prick' together in the same sentence while referring to yourself.

Hey thanks. It was kinda hard to resist, but I'll try not to make it a habit.
But you already know that, don't you, being omniscient and all.

 

[ManofThunder]

The reason why men are better than woman at estimating size is because their brains work differently. Men use 6.5 times more grey matter than women and women use 9 times more white matter than men according to tests. Grey matter helps with mathematics, map reading and intellectual thought. White matter helps with emotional thinking, use of language and multitasking. So quite a lot of the supposed stereotypes about the differences between men and women are true in a good way. This of course is a generalisation as we all vary enormously as individuals, whether it be physically or mentally.

 

[Sitronmelde]

I've noticed, it's OK to mis-spell (wasn't sure on that one so I hypenated it) in online forums and emails, but use all UPPERCASE and it's considered offense yelling.

Usually, it was embarrasing to have someone brag about my size - something I didn't want the 'good girls' to overhear.

 

[hsarge]

Some measure on the top; some measure on the bottom. Measuring from the asshole can create some big numbers. And that is where some women are when they first see an erect penis; looking up.

 

[Patchos]

The reason why men are better than woman at estimating size is because their brains work differently. Men use 6.5 times more grey matter than women and women use 9 times more white matter than men according to tests. Grey matter helps with mathematics, map reading and intellectual thought. White matter helps with emotional thinking, use of language and multitasking. So quite a lot of the supposed stereotypes about the differences between men and women are true in a good way. This of course is a generalisation as we all vary enormously as individuals, whether it be physically or mentally.

 

[hsarge]

And we know that is true of every woman, including Marie Curie.

 

[ManofThunder]

You can roll those eyes back to the front missy! :biggrin1: Haha.

 

[double_digit]

The reason why men are better than woman at estimating size is because their brains work differently. Men use 6.5 times more grey matter than women and women use 9 times more white matter than men according to tests. Grey matter helps with mathematics, map reading and intellectual thought. White matter helps with emotional thinking, use of language and multitasking. So quite a lot of the supposed stereotypes about the differences between men and women are true in a good way. This of course is a generalisation as we all vary enormously as individuals, whether it be physically or mentally.

I dunno - Met a Longbow pilot that could thread the eye of a needle with her gunship. ;D It was a pleasure to have gotten lessons from her, amazing scientific mind, technical ability and just overall "schmardtz".

+1 for recognizing your generalization. Just be careful of how and where you place it next time. ;> Out here in the hall? Someone WILL trip over it and will love nothing more than to sue your ass over it. :biggrin1:

 

[B_ErikKimber]

Back to original topic... I had this happen to me in college. I am a solid 7.5-8 and decently thick, but quickly earned the reputation as being "HUGE". One lovely lady even told me she heard I had 10 inches. I think this is for a couple reasons.

Firstly, my size makes me 'low-average' on LPSG but in the population at large I am above the 95th percentile (per Lifestyles study) Given that the average woman has a total of 8 sexual partners in her life, the odds that I will be the biggest cock she ever has are pretty high. Plus the average 5-6 inchers she has been with in the past have probably claimed 7-8.

Also, it is competitiveness and a bit of bragging. What guy hasn't told his buddies that the little hottie he hooked up with deepthroated like a pro (when she actually just kissed and licked the head) or loved her ass banged deep (when she actually made you stop after a few 3 inch strokes). Women are no different.

 

[ManofThunder]

I dunno - Met a Longbow pilot that could thread the eye of a needle with her gunship. ;D It was a pleasure to have gotten lessons from her, amazing scientific mind, technical ability and just overall "schmardtz".

+1 for recognizing your generalization. Just be careful of how and where you place it next time. ;> Out here in the hall? Someone WILL trip over it and will love nothing more than to sue your ass over it. :biggrin1:

Guess what? I copied and pasted that! Shock horror! :biggrin1: I added my own touch to it but believe it or not it is mostly scientifically accurate. However, you must realise that what is described makes a difference equivalent to 0.000001 percent (or something like that). So your female friend with the amazing scientific mind and technical ability would have been even better as a man but only by a tiny, microscopic and unnoticeable margin. Sorry if what I posted offended anyone, just thought it would be worth posting. +1 for your defence of the fairer sex.

 

[Unknown_User1]

The reason why men are better than woman at estimating size is because their brains work differently. Men use 6.5 times more grey matter than women and women use 9 times more white matter than men according to tests. Grey matter helps with mathematics, map reading and intellectual thought. White matter helps with emotional thinking, use of language and multitasking. So quite a lot of the supposed stereotypes about the differences between men and women are true in a good way. This of course is a generalisation as we all vary enormously as individuals, whether it be physically or mentally.

Makes perfect sense. Like with shooting, I can hit something as far as I can see, but my mom can't shot a dog in front of her (true story).

 

[Attila the Hung]

Firstly, my size makes me 'low-average' on LPSG but in the population at large I am above the 95th percentile (per Lifestyles study) Given that the average woman has a total of 8 sexual partners in her life, the odds that I will be the biggest cock she ever has are pretty high. Plus the average 5-6 inchers she has been with in the past have probably claimed 7-8.

Sorry but the part I highlighted literally made me laugh out loud, maybe one hundred years ago that might have been the case, but in todays` highly sexualized world you will find most girls who are barely 18 or slightly over who have already had twice as many partners. I can go on about this but really, that is an incredibly low number for a statistical average, almost shockingly so imo.

 

[Big_Red]

Actually, the average really is just under 8 sexual partners per the avg woman's lifetime! Maybe not for the avg girl who's under 30, but for ALL ages that's what it is. Like it or not.

 

[lady belle]

not sure you can say men can measure more accurately. i have met many men who claimed to be XX inches, only to turn out, were half of what they claimed.

some men measure like we measure a dogs tail, from the asshole up!

 

[Big_Red]

Borat, is that you?

Makes perfect sense. Like with shooting, I can hit something as far as I can see, but my mom can't shot a dog in front of her (true story).

 

[Gecko4lif]

Sorry but the part I highlighted literally made me laugh out loud, maybe one hundred years ago that might have been the case, but in todays` highly sexualized world you will find most girls who are barely 18 or slightly over who have already had twice as many partners. I can go on about this but really, that is an incredibly low number for a statistical average, almost shockingly so imo.

I find myself somewhat disgusted.

 

[Patchos]

Today I was walking around campus as I usually do when I notice I was getting some interesting stares.

I assumed this was because I has recently shaved off my long glorious corn rows and I did infact get some comments about it.

But that wasnt what it was.

It wasnt until I got home and received some interesting text messages that I found out that apparently the last chick I had sex with was gossiping to her fairly large circle of friends that I was huge.

Now at 7x6 im not comfortable saying im huge but im above average.

But no.

Apparently im over 9 inches.

Oh god how I laughed.

Im going to see how this plays out because that is downright ridiculous. Over 9? Jesus .

LOL.

Sorry but the part I highlighted literally made me laugh out loud, maybe one hundred years ago that might have been the case, but in todays` highly sexualized world you will find most girls who are barely 18 or slightly over who have already had twice as many partners. I can go on about this but really, that is an incredibly low number for a statistical average, almost shockingly so imo.

I find myself somewhat disgusted.

Are you fucking kidding me??

 

[Incocknito]

It's a sad fact that more people are having more sex at an earlier age.

Time was, I'd be the biggest cock she'd had. Now these early (or earlier) 20-somethings have been around town (and back around again).

And yes the average was something like 7-9 partners in a person's lifetime. But I don't think it is anymore. The times they are a-changin'.