Aiming for the side of the toilet bowl?

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Gentlemen,

Am I the only one who gets slighty embarassed if he knows that those in the house can hear me pissing and therefore aim for the side of the toilet bowl? Do I need to "cowboy up" and just aim for the water? Thoughts? Opinions?
 
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Neither.....I actually sit down to piss when I'm home.....I just think it's more sanitary, with fewer splashes (even in the form of tiny droplets) helping to keep the bathroom cleaner.

Now, when I piss in a public toilet (when there is no urinal), I do stand, and aim for the side of the bowl since I'd rather not have others overhear my stream of piss. lol.
 

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Neither.....I actually sit down to piss when I'm home.....I just think it's more sanitary, with fewer splashes (even in the form of tiny droplets) helping to keep the bathroom cleaner.

Now, when I piss in a public toilet (when there is no urinal), I do stand, and aim for the side of the bowl since I'd rather not have others overhear my stream of piss. lol.
I'm the same way!
 
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Just depends on where I am at and who may be around.
 

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aim for the side
even alone, dislike the noise of piss hitting the water

outside is best most times i can, and dont fn go on about hygiene whomever did once, no where in suburbia living have i pissed outside, unless desperate then i dont give a damn where i relieve ..

as for BIG Dicks, often feel they enjoy letting people know how powerful there stream is .. so people can assume they have a big cock hah
 

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I usually aim for the side to avoid water/pee splashing out.

Also, I don't think dick size and powerful/loud streams are necessarily related.

Interesting note: foreskin definitely affects the stream. I'm uncut, and when I piss without pulling back my foreskin, the pee flows through it, making the stream heavier/thicker, but slower. This stream sounds heavy when it hits the water. When I do pull back my foreskin, the stream is thinner, faster, and makes a higher pitched sound when it hits the water. I guess the same happens to other guys, right?
 

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If people are around aim for the side, but in my own house , right in the water. And I'm a tall guy, so when I piss at night in the dark, without turning the light on I'm happy to hear the sound cause that means at least most of hit the bowl LOL
 
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Haha good thread! I used to always aim for the side because of the noise - I hate hearing other people piss. But I reckon now I aim for the middle when I'm at home. Also I reckon it's more likely to splash out of the bowl from the side.

I also find it in urinals - I used to always aim for the side. Now I try to aim right into the centre of the drain even though it makes more noise. It definitely makes less spray from a urinal, and I do think it's more manly just to go for it with confidence and make a noise!
 

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WOW! Thanks, Guys! I am suprised at how many of us aim for the side! I'm not a freak LOL

Just an 'insider' tidbit, a girl friend (note the space) of mine admitted that she puts some toilet tissue in the bowl beforehand to keep the silence.

Also, there are some urinals that have a little black fly printed in them that has been designed as the "no splash" aiming point. "Uro-dynamic"??
 

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My toilet doesn't offer an easy option for peeing on the side. When it's just me or me and the guys, I aim for the middle. If women and girls are visiting, I'll sit to keep it quiet. My apartment is small and you can hear any guy peeing into the water even when the bathroom door is closed.