airport pat-downs

[docilej]

Has any of the 'big guys' here been subject to an TSA/airport pat down? Any good stories? Any comments from the agents?

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

It's been so long since I've been groped, I feel like flying somewhere. :wink:

BTW, I'm not one of the "big guys"...I just like looking and more. :biggrin1:

 

[nmf9in]

I flew last week-no pat downs-didn't get to go through the new scanner-no fun at all to report :frown1:. During layovers, I'm always looking for someone wearing an LPSG shirt-have yet to meet any fellow members in person...

 

[JohnDoeXXXm]

I will be flying in a couple weeks- maybe I should wear a metal ring?

 

[mako shark]

Yes, I posted the details on another thread about the airport x-ray machines. Happy to report that I have been through those machines 3 more times since and no pat down!

 

[diesel_82]

not at the airport, but at a music festival, the drug dogs went psycho at me, and I got strip searched. the cop said "bet you have no problem with the ladies". Inappropriate? Yes. Didn't really want to say "erm... more into guys.." hahaha

 

[sdbg]

not at the airport, but at a music festival, the drug dogs went psycho at me, and I got strip searched.

Damn! Drug dogs at a music festival? That sucks. I always bring herb to concerts. I'd be popped.

 

[SpeedoMike]

Damn! Drug dogs at a music festival? That sucks. I always bring herb to concerts. I'd be popped.

they are looking for lots stronger drugs here in the San Francisco Bay Area. I know of three or four deaths occurring this past year because of potent drugs at electronic raves. the San Francisco Cow Palace is no longer a venue for those shows.

 

[Cosota]

I started a thread a while ago to share my experience at Charles de Gaulle airport. A security guard conducted a search and when he got to my leg and patted you know where, which was hanging freely that day, he asked 'what's that?' he patted a second time and he realised what it was. He said sorry a few times and was clearly very embarrassed, so was I.

 

[Cosota]

Can I also add liljimy that I looked at your photographs and think you look very hot?

 

[lib0]

So I flew home for a long weekend with my brother. I had no problem going through security but he didn't take off his belt and had to get a pat down. The guy doing it was very thorough - feel safe flying. Anyway I was watching and he felt the tip of his dick and kinda looked up suspicious, by brother flexed his dick and the guy turned every single color. I saw what he did and could not stop laughing.

 

[OCMuscleJock]

to get the pat down...you have to opt out of the scan THEN you are going to get the pat down for sure.

 

[B_thickjohnny]

Over the Christmas holidays I was flying from Prague to NYC, then Atlanta then on to New Orleans. I also went to Tampa and back. No pat downs - Damn! I even went commando just to have the full experience. No nothing.

 

[Big Del]

A few years ago thru Auckland - I was patted down by a female who said quietly to me - "no need to xray that weapon sir"

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

I got the thorough pat-down in Amsterdam in October. No big thrill, but I didn't mind either. ;-)

 

[Adam70]

Anyone flying to London soon want to meet so I might meet an actual LPSG member for real?

 

[SirConcis]

A few years ago thru Auckland - I was patted down by a female who said quietly to me - "no need to xray that weapon sir"

Now, this is what I call good customer service. Make the customer feel good by complimenting him as you perform your security duty.

 

[IanInNYC]

not the TSA but has anyone else seen this cop pat down video? YouTube - Cop Penis Pat Down

 

[dad4you]

not at the airport, but at a music festival, the drug dogs went psycho at me, and I got strip searched. the cop said "bet you have no problem with the ladies". Inappropriate? Yes. Didn't really want to say "erm... more into guys.." hahaha

Maybe you should have said that.. if the guy was your type :biggrin1:

 

[crv]

I had both the scan then a pat down at IAD last Friday. He ran his hands up my legs all the way until they reached the top--quick but a hard wack.