Alan Cumming Says Barack Obama Has a Big Wang

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  1. edonline

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    Alan Cumming Says Barack Obama Has a Big Wang -- Daily Intel -- New York News Blog -- New York Magazine

    Alan Cumming Says Barack Obama Has a Big Wang

    1/29/09 at 5:35 PM

    Surrounded by huge projections of scantily clad supermodels from photographer Russell James's new book, partygoers at Donna Karan's Urban Zen space couldn't help but fantasize about who else they'd like to see naked. "I'd like to see Obama naked," Alan Cumming mused. But get your mind out of the gutter; the actor is curious simply from a scientific standpoint, to prove a theory.

    "I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises," Cumming told us. "I think there's a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size -- with his comfort with his penis size."

    Cumming developed this theory, he says, through extensive research. "So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it's a huge deal in our lives, and so when you're confident about your penis size, it shows."

    And his highly trained eye says Obama is hung. "Well, just look at him," Professor Cumming explained. "Just the way he's so kind of elegant and very confident in his body and himself."

    "Also," Alan added as an afterthought, "someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big."
     
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    this is beyond nonsensical. and they printed it.
     
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    And how does Adolph "One Ball" Hitler fit into this theory?
     
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    I really don't want to think of the President's cock, thank you.

    He's not really the hottest around. :p
     
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    He's still an idiot.
     
  6. HazelGod

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    Anyone who knows Cumming should easily recognize his brand of humor.
     
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    His name is "Cumming." (doing the Beavis laugh)
     
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    No one should listen to anything any actor has to say about politics....or wangs! heee
     
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    i love Mr Alan Cumming. so in agreement with Mr Hazelgod ya really have to understand his sense of humor for ya get all blustered or offended. Mr Cumming is also a pretty decent author check out his novel to get a better scope of his mindset.

    ml

    Mr Cumming's cologne smells so good.
     
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    oh you have to love a man in a kilt offering up a view or a touch of his cock ring to all interested parties. *giggles while shaking down youtube for the clip* best red carpet moment ever.

    ml


    question: what are you wearing under that kilt?
    Mr Alan Cumming: nothing but a cock ring.

    no clip small related article http://www.lavenderlounge.com/blog/archives/2004/07/cockrings_kilts.html
     
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    And who wouldn't want a body lotion called Cumming All Over? :biggrin1:
     
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    and Hillary?
     
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    massive cock. huge. knee knocking cervix buster of a cock.

    ml

    balls that could dent a metal chair.
     
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