Alcohol and Penis Size?

[AlphaMale]

I'm typing this so you can @ me as well...

I don't think you're lying about the measuring / drinking / etc., but I do think you're exaggerating your length numbers.

Maybe you could get your girl to take some pics when all this is happening and you can be a super star here. :wink:

 

[139189]

Is this a troll question? Maybe you were more relaxed, and you felt adventerous and non-restricted and had "beer confidence" to mess around with your GF near your roomie or something like that which turned you on more? I know that when I had sexual anxiety with my GF early on, when I was buzzed / somewhat drunk, I'd have crazy erections that felt massive and rock hard in comparison to when I would be timid and anxious about sex (although that's all fixed now )

 

[D_Leotols Toy]

I've had moments where I've been EXTREMELY aroused and never once gained a full inch or half in each in either dimensions. If anything it was a mere.25 or less of an increase, but unless you're operating on like 50% erection on average I don't see how it's physically possible, unless of course you're superhuman lol

 

[salsfe]

Apparently I took off my pants to try and mess around with my girlfriend and she says that my penis seemed different.

Sounds like there might have been some extra excitement going on!

 

[Black_Shinobii]

@AlphaMale: Ok, I will @ you. I restated exactly what my girlfriend told me so I'm not attempting to exaggerate. Also my GF would never be willing to take pictures, I've tried to get her to do it in the past and she simply refuses.

@watchmendogin: I would have no idea of telling if I'm "operating at half efficiency" on average. Also I doubt I'm a superhuman lol. And I understand what you mean by messing up a standard measurement but since we are both engineers, we have been taught that fucking up a measurement could mean serious problems in the real world.

@Kodak101: I'm not trying to troll at all. And I'm guessing I was ridiculously aroused at the time.

@Symphonic: I guess we could try to recreate the conditions of the first measurement but there is no way I will be drinking Everclear in a while. That drink is very dangerous.

As a follow up to everything:
My friend has the idea that with alcohol being a blood thinner, it could have caused more blood to be pumped down there leading to the increase in measurement. Especially since I was probably crazy aroused. (This would kind of be plausible if I do "run on like 50% erection on average" like watchmendogin stated)

 

[B_cigarbabe]

It's a well known fact that this makes your penis two inches longer and an inch thicker.

Penderyn Distillery - the home of Welsh Whisky - Penderyn Distillery

I do believe D.W. is just pulling your leg.
Drunkeness does not make your dick larger than normal dude.
It is a well known fact that over consumption of booze will keep
you from getting a hard on of any type.
Especially one that grows your dick.:tongue:
I'll be anxiously awaiting your photos of your 9 or 10 inch dick!
C.B.:saevil:

 

[Black_Shinobii]

@cigarbabe: I thought the whole thing seemed unusual (the increase in size) and that's why I asked for opinions. I also wasn't thinking that it would grow my dick. But the fact that you say it prevents erections, I'm skeptical about.

 

[Symphonic]

@Symphonic: I guess we could try to recreate the conditions of the first measurement but there is no way I will be drinking Everclear in a while. That drink is very dangerous.

You could literally do it once every two weeks; unless you seriously drank to excess, giving yourself a 2.5+ BAC, you won't die. There's a total difference between "feeling like you'll die" and being on the brink of physical death.

As a follow up to everything:
My friend has the idea that with alcohol being a blood thinner, it could have caused more blood to be pumped down there leading to the increase in measurement.

... You really need to not buy everything you hear. That's a stupid theory; alcohol in the blood-stream reduces, not increases, blood flow, no matter who you are, because there's not as much oxygen in your body. Also, it dehydrates you, well actually your body does in an effort to get rid of it, so your penis doesn't grow, it shrinks, and your body does not give blood to "extra parts" when blood is in short supply.

@cigarbabe: I thought the whole thing seemed unusual (the increase in size) and that's why I asked for opinions. I also wasn't thinking that it would grow my dick. But the fact that you say it prevents erections, I'm skeptical about.

Basically you know nothing of alcohol. Stop playing with fire.

[ Yeah, now you really have no clue; I thought you were an engineer... :/ I always thought those guys were well-learned. You just said, even in concurrence to your friend, that a blood thinner wouldn't cause erection problems. What a dope. ]

 

[Black_Shinobii]

@Symphonic: I said my friend had the idea but I didn't necessarily say I agreed with it. Also to say that alcohol lowers blood pressure doesn't seem to be correct since one of the ways to lower one's blood pressure is to limit the amount of alcohol intake during the week. So logically, alcohol has to increase blood pressure over time rather then keep it lower. My source for the information that drinking in excess increases blood pressure comes from the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute which is a division of the National Institutes of Health Limit Alcohol Intake In addition, I was saying that I had drank to excess since I was drinking Everclear which is 190 proof (95% alcohol). And yes I am an engineer which means I try to increase my knowledge thus making me well learned, which would be a reason for me asking questions on a forum to gain information for the future.

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

When I'm drunk the only effect it has on me sexually is I become even easier than normal... lol
No miraculous growth from me I'm afraid

 

[D_Leotols Toy]

That's what I meant by drunk dick. Over boozing causes your dick to become retarded lol.
Happened to me too many times to count, apparently you don't drink that often.

 

[Black_Shinobii]

@watchmendogin: you're right, I don't drink often. Only the first couple weekends of the semester then it's crunch time for school.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

When I'm drunk the only effect it has on me sexually is I become even easier than normal... lol
No miraculous growth from me I'm afraid

Maybe you don't see the shrinkage because you are drunk :wink:
But the ability to fuck stays the same lol

 

[NotQuite_9x7]

I have a theory..

Alcohol is a blood thinner. It's possible that it being drunk helped your circulation and increased the blood flow to your penis.

Try this, take some asprin half an hour to an hour before having sex. Let me know what happens.. I'm curious.

What the hell! I'll try it too.

 

[D_ign02hbc]

Okay, first off, Symphonic, don't be an asshole. He's posing questions, so how about instead of criticizing him for his theories you shutup, cuz it doesn't seem like you're providing any answers.

And I know Shinobii pretty well since I went to school with him and I can answer for a fact that he is not lying in his measurements, it was pretty well known around campus his measurements. He speaks the truth in his size.

 

[chillywilly_42]

Take a scientific approach - keep repeating the experiment and see if the results are consistent (and get her to take pictures so that we can all see the evidence!)

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Okay, first off, Symphonic, don't be an asshole. He's posing questions, so how about instead of criticizing him for his theories you shutup, cuz it doesn't seem like you're providing any answers.

And I know Shinobii pretty well since I went to school with him and I can answer for a fact that he is not lying in his measurements, it was pretty well known around campus his measurements. He speaks the truth in his size.

Well said :smile: