I was a model when I was younger (I know I know, pics or it didn't happen). People did sometimes assume I was stupid, but the main thing was, they just felt this god-given right to hit on me and flirt with me outrageously. I guess that's just what people do when their desire takes the reins, but it really did feel sometimes like I was just a slab of meat and that strangers could just grab my ass or my junk or just stare at me and not look away. Ah memories.