Aliens are people too

[Ethyl]

Big Dreamer and I were chatting and we feel aliens (not illegal, mind you) have been unfairly stereotyped by the media for years. Some examples:

1) Always driving disc shaped vehicles
2) Constantly accused of attempting to blow the earth to smithereens.
3) Obsessed with experimenting on humans
4) Have antennae instead of ears.
5) Are way smarter than humans (probably fact)
6) Reproduce individually (like amoeba)
7) Always have a tragic flaw that allows humans to ultimately beat them in a massive, planet destroying war.
8) Have no distinguishable genitals (may tie into point #6)


Add your own to the list. These guys deserve a break, don't you think?

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

anal fixation

 

[B_big dirigible]

Add your own to the list.

I sent some additions to the list, but it looks like your Interocitor isn't working.

 

[Big Dreamer]

Eating 'food' that invariably looks radioactive.

 

[jakeatolla]

Their "Cook Books" have ambiguous names.

The Bastards have acid for blood, which is real
bitch when you try to Draw and Quarter them
and you end up with 3rd degree burns.

You try and be nice and Shake their hand in greeting,
and you end up Pregnant !!!!!!!!

 

[agnslz]

They always choose to interact only with the most crazy and disturbed humans.

 

[Big Dreamer]

They always choose to interact only with the most crazy and disturbed humans.

That would explain the heavy flying saucer traffic around my house.

 

[Kassokilleri2ff]

They always choose to interact only with the most crazy and disturbed humans.

Or is it they are simply labled crazy after admitting to being abducted?!!??

 

[Ethyl]

They're usually depicted as either slender, pale, asexual beings with large heads, short and green, dressed in kooky armour, insect-like, or massive beings on steroids with dreadlocks and bizarre weapons.

 

[earllogjam]

They have given the word "probe" a bad name.

They are ghostly white asexual gender neutral beings who don't crack jokes.

They have no fashion sense, can't dance, and are all together too serious.

 

[biguy2738]

They have neither hair nor a personality

 

[Gillette]

They have neither hair nor a personality

Classic stereotype, Chewbacca had loads of both.

 

[Love-it]

Funky hair
Three breasted

 

[invisibleman]

Aliens are fabulous with landscaping. Martha Stewart eat your heart out. :smile:

 

[invisibleman]

They have neither hair nor a personality

Some of my best friends are aliens. I know a couple of them from the planet Madeira.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

People believe that Aliens actually give a crap enough about us to watch us constantly. Another stereotype? The Aliens almost always speak English, but never fluently.

 

[Matthew]

They're usually depicted as either slender, pale, asexual beings with large heads, short and green

Dude! :alien:

 

[DaveyR]

They always seem to get the best parts in movies