Greetings!!! I'm new here, and although I have an 8" long by 2 1/2" thick phallus, this post is about my very large balls!!! Does anyone else have this problem?: When I sit on certain kinds of seats, I have to keep shifting around and fidgeting about in order not to sqaush them. A few years ago I was on a blind date, and we sat in those certain chairs, and I had to keep squirming around, and my date asked me why I had to keep adjusting. So I told her. She said she had to find out for herelf. She took me home and later exclaimed "You have the biggest balls I've ever seen!!! Why the nearest competitor is only half your size!!!". She then proceeded to worship my gargantuan pair with her hands, lips, and tounge for hours and hours. My big, big balls felt very very good!!!