All male tax payers

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  1. Tahoe420

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    INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
    PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 19225-0006

    TO: ALL MALE TAX PAYERS

    FROM: I.R.S. SERVICE CENTER

    EFFECTIVE
    DATE: APRIL 15, 2010

    RE: Notice of Increase of Tax Payments



    The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is - your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

    Effective April 15, 2010, your penis will be taxed according to its size.

    To determine your category, please confirm this information Section 7.2, Page 2, Line 3 of your Standard 1040 Tax Form

    10-12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
    8-10 inches Pole Tax $25.00
    6-8 inches Privilage Tax $15.00
    4-6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 3.00

    NOTE: Anyone under four inches is eligible for a refund.
    PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION !

    Males exceeding twelve inches must file under CAPITAL GAINS.

    Sincerely,



    Pecker Checker
     
  2. vince

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    Whew.. There's no Head Tax!
     
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    And no girth tax *wipes forehead*
     
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