INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 19225-0006
TO: ALL MALE TAX PAYERS
FROM: I.R.S. SERVICE CENTER
EFFECTIVE
DATE: APRIL 15, 2010
RE: Notice of Increase of Tax Payments
The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is - your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective April 15, 2010, your penis will be taxed according to its size.
To determine your category, please confirm this information Section 7.2, Page 2, Line 3 of your Standard 1040 Tax Form
10-12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
8-10 inches Pole Tax $25.00
6-8 inches Privilage Tax $15.00
4-6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 3.00
NOTE: Anyone under four inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION !
Males exceeding twelve inches must file under CAPITAL GAINS.
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 19225-0006
TO: ALL MALE TAX PAYERS
FROM: I.R.S. SERVICE CENTER
EFFECTIVE
DATE: APRIL 15, 2010
RE: Notice of Increase of Tax Payments
The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is - your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective April 15, 2010, your penis will be taxed according to its size.
To determine your category, please confirm this information Section 7.2, Page 2, Line 3 of your Standard 1040 Tax Form
10-12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
8-10 inches Pole Tax $25.00
6-8 inches Privilage Tax $15.00
4-6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 3.00
NOTE: Anyone under four inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION !
Males exceeding twelve inches must file under CAPITAL GAINS.
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
