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You go to the loo to have a pee. You become aware and realise that your cock is adhered to your balls or you have cum stuffed in your eye, the piss is being misdirected to anywhere except the toilet bowl. How good are your shut off valve responses? Mine are within a millisecond or two. Yet I have been witness to some terrible accidents, none personal, where the automatic shutoff does not come into play and can have disastrous circumstances. Ever seen those guys with their jeans or trousers under the blower dryer at Discos? :) :)
 
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So much for being clean at all times.

Regarding the dryers - I always thought that discos were dim places!!!!!
 
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So much for being clean at all times.

Regarding the dryers - I always thought that discos were dim places!!!!!

The first recorded music was on a cylinder, then disk. Somehow me thinks a Cylytek would not have caught on. Maybe a Cylontek :) Dim?? Not likley :) :)
 

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You go to the loo to have a pee. You become aware and realise that your cock is adhered to your balls or you have cum stuffed in your eye, the piss is being misdirected to anywhere except the toilet bowl. How good are your shut off valve responses? Mine are within a millisecond or two. Yet I have been witness to some terrible accidents, none personal, where the automatic shutoff does not come into play and can have disastrous circumstances. Ever seen those guys with their jeans or trousers under the blower dryer at Discos? :) :)

I can hold my piss longer then I should
 

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After a pint or three, the coordination gets muddled. Your body is accustomed to each step in the pee-sequence taking a certain length of time, and when you waste an extra second or two locating the tool, extracting it and then aiming it, the release may have already taken place. If you're lucky, it's only spurting on the floor or the wall, but it may also be in your pants. By the time you have perceived the misdirection and attempted to activate the "emergency stop", it's sometimes much too late.

For some of us, emergency stop doesn't work at all if you have to piss bad enough, and that compounds the problem. Yes, you got admiring smiles from your companions when you held it in while everyone else at the table had to run off to piss, but what are they going to say when you return to the table with a soaked crotch? That hand dryer will take forever to dry your pants, and standing there half-naked while doing it doesn't enhance your macho image.