All-Over Tans

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aj2181: Hummmm. Don't know about that David Spade comparrison. Trying to think back to what Monstros pic looked like. I think he looks a little more....... dignity than Spade.

I don't have the problem of pale equipment. I have the problem of being pale period. Tanning doesn't help. I burn, turn bright red, peel, and end up bright white again.

 

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Longhornjok: [quote author=aj2181 link=board=clothing;num=1062617256;start=20#20 date=09/05/03 at 18:46:41]Hummmm. Don't know about that David Spade comparrison. Trying to think back to what Monstros pic looked like. I think he looks a little more....... dignity than Spade.[/quote]
David Spade, he who can currently be seen in movie trailers being pushed down the street in a baby carriage, is without dignity? Surely, you jest.

Back on topic, I am fortunate enough to live in Los Angeles where the weather is warm and sunny more often than not. I like running and hiking and being at the beach, so I use sunscreen liberally. Yes, this tends to leave me with a Coppertone tan - specifically, the ad where the dog is tugging on the girl's bathing suit, revealing the pale skin "down there." I don't have a problem with that and I abhor tanning salons (I never got used to that smell of cooking flesh), so I show a nice tan line most of the time.

BTW, thanks for the avatar link, Monstro!

 

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awellhungboi: Haha, thanks Gig. (I think). David Spade and I have very similar hair, very fine, long blonde. I don't think my facial structure is similar to his, though (at least I hope not.) I'm not sure if a scrunched down picture of a grainy webcam pic does anyone justice, certainly not me. I'll just say, in general, I'm reasonably attractive in real life. Curiously, though, the last girl I dated looked a lot like Lara Flynn Boyle (Spade's ex), and was almost as crazy. Spooky, huh?

And, kudos on the avatar, longhorn! I like that one! In fact, I almost used it. But I think it suits you.

And I'm not even going to try to find a pretense to make this post on topic.

 

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awellhungboi: Since this thread is going all over the place, please allow me to say:

"Holy shit, I just got my fourth star!"

I'd like to thank the academy, the wolves that raised me, Trojan Magnums, St. Martin's Academy for Wayward Girls, and Smuckers Fine Jams and Jellies. Without whom . . . .

 

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aj2181: [quote author=Longhornjok link=board=clothing;num=1062617256;start=20#21 date=09/05/03 at 19:00:07]
David Spade, he who can currently be seen in movie trailers being pushed down the street in a baby carriage, is without dignity? Surely, you jest.
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No I dont jest.

 

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Longhornjok: [quote author=Monstro link=board=clothing;num=1062617256;start=20#22 date=09/05/03 at 19:13:44]kudos on the avatar, longhorn!  I like that one!  In fact, I almost used it.  But I think it suits you.[/quote]
Because I'm a child of the damned?

 

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awellhungboi: Isn't it Village of the Damned? I think the 'damned' of the title refers to George Sanders and those other poor clucks who are being controlled by blonde, icy superchildren from beyond the stars. But, come to think of it . . . you are blonde . . . hmm.

(And my sincere apologies, TWK, for hijacking your thread.)

 

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Longhornjok: Ok, then, because I'm a child FROM the Village of the Damned. Yeah, I am blond, but I don't look good in a bowl cut.

P.S. TWK, again, I don't have a problem with tan lines, which is basically what I think you were asking. I grew up around a lot of farmer's tans; now THOSE are not attractive.

 

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TragicWhiteKnight: Ahhh, hijack my thread all you want; as long as you take it to Cuba. Who can resist talking about David Spade?

And thanks for the avatar list, Monstro, I'm currently picking and choosing a hot-new icon as we speak. [one day I'll make my own...one day]

PS: I'd always wondered why the Village of the Damned was called that; I never thought it was particularly damned in itself. It's the kids who were evil; there was nothing supernaturally devillish about the town-hall, or the candle-sticker makers or the pavement.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Back to the subject ... A pale cock on a tan body is not a problem in my eyes. Especially when in conjunction with a bikini tan line, it can be quite sexy. I'm presently seeing quite a few of those on the beaches of the Mediterranean, and I'm enjoying the view! ;D

 

[Ralexx]

Dee, I understand we're usually darker "there" in order to be less sensitive to sunlight... (this explanation I heard implies that we're practically walking naked on the streets... :) Anyway, it goes with another info: sunlight kills spermatoziods [sp ?]. Ugh !

Anyway... I love the sun. (Now. I hated it before... I dislike the heat, not its light.) When I cannot get a "sun-bath" and tan as naturally as possible, I use solariums. So I get UV tanned all over.... ;D

 

[Pecker]

Being a long-time skinnydipper, I can say that I've rarely seen a guy's equipment 'tan' per se.

My penis is naturally darker than my body, sort of like a dark tan, so by the time I've worked up a good 'all-over' in the summer, I will have caught up with its dark shade so that I'm an even tan. Other guys I've seen, whether light or dark in their nether regions, are the same: their dick doesn't change shade appreciably.

It must have something to do with the natural oils in the penile skin but it seems mighty difficult to affect its natural color.

Perhaps there's a difference in the cell structure between penile skin and regular dermal cells? Any biologists out there who can say one way or the other?

Pecker

(I Wanted You to Leave Until You Left Me)

 

[Perfectsix]

I love an all over tan and here I am soaking up a few rays a couple of months ago