all praise the growing penis

[schlong35]

my wish came true today. My average penis has grown and not just an erection either. Its normal flacid state is now an inch longer.

AHH YES!!! It has happened. I spread my legs wide, my arms streatched out to either side. my head thrown back. My penis standing tall! 9.5 inches, throbbing toward the sky.

YES....I AM A MAN!!!!! PROUD!:biggrin1:

 

[jordanj]

Wow, Santa came early for you then?

 

[Pecker]

Just wait until the Jack Daniels wears off.

 

[fortiesfun]

Good for you, man. Celebrate.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Wow, Santa came early for you then?

Did Santa get off?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Stand tall, schlong. Stand tall.