all praise the growing penis

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by schlong35, Dec 24, 2006.

  1. schlong35

    schlong35 New Member

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    my wish came true today. My average penis has grown and not just an erection either. Its normal flacid state is now an inch longer.

    AHH YES!!! It has happened. I spread my legs wide, my arms streatched out to either side. my head thrown back. My penis standing tall! 9.5 inches, throbbing toward the sky.

    YES....I AM A MAN!!!!! PROUD!:biggrin1:
     
  2. jordanj

    jordanj New Member

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    Wow, Santa came early for you then?
     
  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Just wait until the Jack Daniels wears off.
     
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    Good for you, man. Celebrate.
     
  5. Mr Ed in Mass

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    Did Santa get off?
     
  6. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Stand tall, schlong. Stand tall.
     
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