All right, you fucking bastards, time to get festive!

[Calboner]

Oh, it's the Festivus season, is it?

I am not a bastard my mom and dad are marred:smile:

What has the defective character of your parents got to do with whether you were born in wedlock?

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Excellent Seinfeld reference.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I am missing her telling me to go feck meself.

Come back or I will start an appreciation thread.

That would be entertaining.

 

[D_John Handcock]

Calboner - you took my lines!

Happy holiday!

Oh, it's the Festivus season, is it?



What has the defective character of your parents got to do with whether you were born in wedlock?

 

[B_Hickboy]

My 12 days of Christmas...

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me...

*snip*
And a pieced cock in my pussy!

*snipped*

I'd like to buy an "R", please, Pat.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Dance, motherfuckers! YouTube - "Get Dancin'" by Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

 

[798686]

You go first.

Sod off. :biggrin1:

 

[Calboner]

Sod off. :biggrin1:

That reminds me of a song from the Two Ronnies (third strophe):

YouTube - Bold Sir John

 

[_Edu]

I love this crazy beetch!

(YouTube - Janice Dickinson Twelve Days of Christmas)

 

[Calboner]

Sod off. :biggrin1:

Apparently, he heeded your command:

http://www.lpsg.org/214962-i-will-post-again.html

 

[ghb69]

I hate December, I eat too much

Stay away from the YMCA.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Second hand - slightly soiled. :tongue:

You know what I like! :tongue:

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Sod off. :biggrin1:

May get a sheep one of these for you: The 12 Dildos of Christmas — An SF Kinky Gift Guide - San Francisco - Slideshows

“We could have Santa screwing a reindeer,” says owner Jerry Carson, “or whoever you want him to be screwing.” :biggrin1: Baaaaaaaaa

 

[chicagosam]

Free the Pig Queen.

The Pig Queen is free. There just doesn't seem to be a sighting yet.

Perhaps a Christmas miracle will be bestowed upon us.

 

[Rikter8]

If you haven't posted your decorations in MY thread, your not festive enough.