All the gays are wearing beards!!!!!!!

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    OMFG!!!!!!!! Why the fuck did I miss this? How have I been walking around without facial hair for months? Why did I not throw out my razors!? I am ashamed of myself. Literally every single gay I know is wearing a beard and I'm not. :frown1:


    Have you gays also noticed that all the gays are wearing beards too? What kind of beards are the gays wearing in your area?
     
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    You are sooooo obnoxious.:tongue:
     
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    You are sooooooooo gay. :tongue:
     
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    He can't be....No Beard :tongue:
     
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    Dude, where have you been? Beards are like totally in! To hell with that "Lets look 17" crap


    LMAO- I think he's just precious :)


    Very true! But you gotta love Disco-Tetris :)


    He looks sexy in a beard! I'll be the first to say it. When he forgets to shave- HOT!
     
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    He does! He has this whole Mexican/Tokyo homeless thing going on. It's hot. :tongue:
     
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    I've been noticing the same here....i do not wear beard anyway,unless i am at home doing nothing all day( Sundays mostly). I think it makes me look older and less elegant. I have also been noticing that many young gays(and younf men in general) are now also proudly wearing chest hair,which is something very new for me. I am used to seeing shaved men....

    Anyway,my opinion is: if a feminine gay wears beard, it makes him look even more trashy and more like a f*g. It is something i can't really stand,but still quite common in the recent times.

    On the other hand,if a gay man is more masculine (and really handsome,cuz beard on an ugly guy is a HUGE turn off!),beard can be a turn on,and chest hair can be a HUGE turn on to me. I myself have and simply love it. I love the feel and the way my fit body looks with hair on,and i look quite masculine.

    I guess this beard/chest hair thing still comes from the fashion world....if you notice models in advertisment or runways etc,many of them have recently brought back this trend;take David Gandy as an example....:)
     
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    Oh it's huge on the Gaywalks atm, every Haute Bone house is doing beardery. I'm loving it.
     
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    I couldn't grow a beard to save my life. A goatee - yes. :rolleyes: Does this make me less gay? :confused:
     
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    Damn, that'll teach me to miss chat for so long :mad: :mad:

    p.s. with or without, he's hot..but don't tell him I said that :shhh:
     
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    Unless you can grow that goatee in to lush ringlets you have checked out of Gay.
     
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    They're wearing the one's with vaginas between their legs.....

    'i love sam_solo26' and his clean cut 'beardless' look!
     
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    Well, since a goatee is only 20% of a beard, you're going to just have to adjust your percentages now, aren't you? :tongue:
     
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    Yeeesh, that must be a Maison Martin Margiela thing... I believe they endorse the wearing of Wageena.
     
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    just strap me to your chin!!!:la::la::mischievous::tongue22::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
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    How about carefully cultivated 'designer stubble'.... does that count as 'beard' or am i still safely within the circle of metro-sexual gay?
    Or more specifically, i've been really lazy over the last 3 or 4 days (yes, it takes that long for me to grow facial hair...fuck all you critics)
     
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    How does one "wear" a beard?
     
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    You are a peach, Dante :redface:.

    Homeless is right.:tongue:

    I'm on to you, Country.:cool::tongue:
     
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    Wearing a beard is different to simply letting your facial hair grow, it implies calculation and anally attentive grooming. It's the difference between wearing Bow ties because they're cool and putting a bow tie on because you're going to formal dinner. Or wearing odd socks because it's the thing to do rather than simply being half asleep and putting on odd socks by accident....
     
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    Go 5 days without shaving then trim it back to what you had at 3 days and you're set :tongue:
     
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