All the gays are wearing beards!!!!!!!

I've had facial hair virtually all my adult life, and I stopped paying attention to current trends in clothes and grooming by the time I was 20-21. I wear what's comfortable, what makes me look good and makes me feel good, whether it's a cashmere jacket, cowboy boots, or t-shirt and jeans. Or all the above. Yes, at the same time. It amuses me how I seem to slide in and out of fashion without changing a thing about my 'style'. I was both metrosexual and castro clone before there were terms for them. It amuses me too when people express their originality and unique style by conforming to the latest trends and buying designer labels.

As far as beards go, gay men have been wearing them for ages, just not literally. :wink:
 
As far as beards go, gay men have been wearing them for ages, just not literally. :wink:

Thanks MC....was wondering if my "....with vaginas between their legs" post earlier was highbrow humour....but clearly you are familiar with 'beard' colloquialism.
 
I've had facial hair virtually all my adult life, and I stopped paying attention to current trends in clothes and grooming by the time I was 20-21. I wear what's comfortable, what makes me look good and makes me feel good, whether it's a cashmere jacket, cowboy boots, or t-shirt and jeans. Or all the above. Yes, at the same time. It amuses me how I seem to slide in and out of fashion without changing a thing about my 'style'. I was both metrosexual and castro clone before there were terms for them. It amuses me too when people express their originality and unique style by conforming to the latest trends and buying designer labels.

As far as beards go, gay men have been wearing them for ages, just not literally. :wink:


Oh you suave devil you, some of us can't pull of effortless, timeless style and have to enslave ourselves to novelty just to get noticed :tongue::biggrin1:
 
Thanks MC....was wondering if my "....with vaginas between their legs" post earlier was highbrow humour....but clearly you are familiar with 'beard' colloquialism.


I knew what you meant snooty pants, I thought my quip about Maison Martin Margiela was a suitably ART reply.... highbrow schmighbrow. :tongue::biggrin1::wink:
 
I have not noticed this trend anywhere I've been. I have noticed the cost of razor blades has risen sharply in the last year or so maybe that has something to do with it.
 
I knew what you meant snooty pants, I thought my quip about Maison Martin Margiela was a suitably ART reply.... highbrow schmighbrow. :tongue::biggrin1::wink:

Apologies my little 'Liebschen'.... i'm just so used to having to deal with 'F.W De Klerk-esque' :)biggrin1::rolleyes:) type mentalities and senses of humour here in cultural-wastelandville that i forget who the 'brains-of-the-operation' types are on LPSG.....
(Puts hand over heart) i vow never to assume that my sense of humour is above anyone on LPSG.... most especially Hilaire....for fear of being reprimanded with a righteous 'snooty-pants' :biggrin1:

.....for all the rest of you.....'FEAR MY SNOOTY-PANTSINESS!!!!'
 
Total beard-sporting faggotry in action here :biggrin1:


Oh no you didn't ('girlfriend' fingersnaps in the air)......
I only sport designer stubble.... (5 day old, trimmed down to 3 day old) for maximum 'chic' effect.....
I've seen your machismo-fuelled trucker beard Bbucko... don't front honey!!!! LOL
 
Apologies my little 'Liebschen'.... i'm just so used to having to deal with 'F.W De Klerk-esque' :)biggrin1::rolleyes:) type mentalities and senses of humour here in cultural-wastelandville that i forget who the 'brains-of-the-operation' types are on LPSG.....
(Puts hand over heart) i vow never to assume that my sense of humour is above anyone on LPSG.... most especially Hilaire....for fear of being reprimanded with a righteous 'snooty-pants' :biggrin1:

.....for all the rest of you.....'FEAR MY SNOOTY-PANTSINESS!!!!'


Couldn't that also be Culturalwastelandburg? Or Culturalwasteland's Drift, or Culturalwastelandkraal, or perhaps Culturalwastelandfontein, maybe even Culturalwastelandkeng? :tongue:
 
Couldn't that also be Culturalwastelandburg? Or Culturalwasteland's Drift, or Culturalwastelandkraal, or perhaps Culturalwastelandfontein, maybe even Culturalwastelandkeng? :tongue:

....very good!! But it needs one tiny .....'Culturalwastelandberg'.......there you go.
Smartass:kiss:
 
Thanks MC....was wondering if my "....with vaginas between their legs" post earlier was highbrow humour....but clearly you are familiar with 'beard' colloquialism.
Thanks, but I thought I was just stating the obvious, at least for the smart kids in class.

Oh you suave devil you, some of us can't pull of effortless, timeless style and have to enslave ourselves to novelty just to get noticed :tongue::biggrin1:
Sauve? I don't think so. Smooth, maybe . . . sometimes. I'm all about authenticity. I think you underestimate yourself, darling. You'd look good in a potato sack. If all else fails, and you really want to get noticed, just haul out your big weiner. :eek222: Like you need any encouragement.
 
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Unless you can grow that goatee in to lush ringlets you have checked out of Gay.

"Ringlets" just doesn't sound good to me. :frown1:

Well, since a goatee is only 20% of a beard, you're going to just have to adjust your percentages now, aren't you? :tongue:

It's always about the percentages, sheesh! :wink:

How does one "wear" a beard?

Very carefully. You wouldn't want her to fall off. :rolleyes:
 
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Sauve? I don't think so. Smooth, maybe . . . sometimes. I'm all about authenticity. I think you underestimate yourself, darling. You'd look good in a potato sack. If all else fails, and you really want to get noticed, just haul out your big weiner. :eek222: Like you need any encouragement.


Thank you :redface::tongue: I think Hedi Slimane is doing silver leather potato sacks this season :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
 
I thought that too, but I checked the spelling of Johannesburg and Pietermaritzburg, and Middelburg and Postmasburg and Sasolburg and well I didn't want to look foolish :tongue:

:aargh4::aargh4::cussing2::cussing2: touche!!!

I blame the sleep deprivation (a direct result of battle of wills (and wit) with a certain 'paddy'....)
...You will be assimmilated my blarney-stone kissing Irish devil.....you, and your little beard too!!!
 
:aargh4::aargh4::cussing2::cussing2: touche!!!

I blame the sleep deprivation (a direct result of battle of wills (and wit) with a certain 'paddy'....)
...You will be assimmilated my blarney-stone kissing Irish devil.....you, and your little beard too!!!


Hey lets do some playful sword fighting instead wink wink :wink::swordfight::eek:p: