All the gays are wearing beards!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah the more extraordinary your beard is the better, do you perchance have any red in your beard? Because if you do, that's golden... :biggrin1:

Not golden since there is no red. Got a little gray...does that make it blue? :wink:

Hey lets do some playful sword fighting instead wink wink :wink::swordfight::eek:p:

I volunteer as referee.
 

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I'll referee!!!

Beards! It takes one to know one *watches intently*

So this "fencing": When are you gonna start tryin' to sell your hot goods to each other? *watches even more intently*
 

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I haven't got a clue who that is. Do I need to reduce my gay quotient? :worried:

...Most definitely... you now fall dangerously close to total hetero.... unless you plug in from under that rock.... and grow a manageable 'beard' (without a vagina between its legs)....
In which case, there's still a chance we can rescue you from the precipice of 'straight'!!!!!!!
 

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I'll referee!!!

Beards! It takes one to know one *watches intently*

So this "fencing": When are you gonna start tryin' to sell your hot goods to each other? *watches even more intently*


Oh Thizer you're such a lovely perv! :tongue:

I haven't got a clue who that is. Do I need to reduce my gay quotient? :worried:

Yes, yes you do. *serious-face-smilie*

Anyone got a ginger beard?

I have red/auburn sideburns, but the rest of my beard is dark brown, lots of men with brown hair do in fact have totally red beards though...
 

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Maxcok would look good wearing a beard and nothing else, oh except a smile ;)
Why that's my daily uniform. How did you know? Thanks Tard.

Anyone got a ginger beard?
I have ginger bread. Here, have a piece.

Yes, yes you do. *serious-face-smilie*
...Most definitely... you now fall dangerously close to total hetero.... unless you plug in from under that rock.... and grow a manageable 'beard' (without a vagina between its legs)....
In which case, there's still a chance we can rescue you from the precipice of 'straight'!!!!!!!
You did read my post where I said I've had facial hair virtually all of my adult life?
Currently it's at least 40%, so I guess that would make me at least 'bi'?

....not at all darling...you need to raise your 'retaining of useless gay trivial knowledge' quotient....:redface:
Or I can just rely on you to keep track of those details for me, my darling Arthur. :wink:
 
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I've had a beard since I was 18.

It's not attached to me. I'm attached to it.


Tell me more about this beard you're attached to. Of what kind is it? Short and trimmed or big and bushy? Do you trim it in a style of any kind? Does is include your neck or just your cheeks? How long have you had it?
 
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I'll referee!!!

Beards! It takes one to know one *watches intently*

So this "fencing": When are you gonna start tryin' to sell your hot goods to each other? *watches even more intently*

Puh-lease!!! I've been offering up the goods for quite some time now... and in a none-too-subtle way might i add...
But you know how it is with these 'artistic' types.... the craft cums first!
I feel like a unibrowed 'Frida Kahlo' spurned by Trotsky who relentlessy pursues other LPSG'ers (sigh)......being cute isn't as easy as i make it look.
 

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If that's you in the avatar, I'll put on a little devil-goatee and glue some crepe hair to my chest and have you singing the Internationale in a jiffy, babe ;D
 

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If that's you in the avatar, I'll put on a little devil-goatee and glue some crepe hair to my chest and have you singing the Internationale in a jiffy, babe ;D

:biggrin1:
Sly vixen....well i am an egalatarian, and you'll find my 30% can be quite accommodating!!!
I guess you could be my 'beard'!?!?:tongue:
 

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Why that's my daily uniform. How did you know? Thanks Tard.

I imagined it would be.:wink:

I have ginger bread. Here, have a piece.

:eek: That is the funniest ever, you need a Best Post award for that!.

Now i wonder if its jelly babies i bite their heads off first and then feet then eat the middles last, now with these i am tempted to eat the middles first hehe
:biggrin1:
 

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Tell me more about this beard you're attached to. Of what kind is it? Short and trimmed or big and bushy? Do you trim it in a style of any kind? Does is include your neck or just your cheeks? How long have you had it?

well I tend to be lazy, so it can get pretty thick. I usually keep it at a middle length... not too fuzzy, clean, and no particular styles- just well-kept.
 

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Well, then, Tovarisch...

Arise, ye prisoners of starvation (that would be me, looking at your prisoner of denim, which should also arise) :D~

LOL....liberating my 'en-denimed' member!!! Gotta say though, that i have been feeling a little 'closed-in'....
Gotta buy a new pair of pants that brings out my eyes, stubble and P.O.D (prisoner of denim)