All the gays are wearing beards!!!!!!!

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Hmmm ... can't help but stare at those 'full', sensuous and oh so kissable lips.... i'm sorry....beard....what?!? :wink:




It's okay.... i've seen your 'miracle' grow and it is truly heaven-sent!!:biggrin1:

If there's a prize for flirting (perhaps a Noble Prize) you sir will win it over and over and over again..... oh wait there is a prize for flirting you'll get over and over and over again, my "miracle" jammed in to you :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[curioustitan]

If there's a prize for flirting (perhaps a Noble Prize) you sir will win it over and over and over again..... oh wait there is a prize for flirting you'll get over and over and over again, my "miracle" jammed in to you :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

Hmmmm "Miracle Jam" by Hilaire....can you say... Patent?

 

[Countryguy63]

Clean shaven here :biggrin1:

I'm off to change my percentages to 100% straight. :banana: :biggrin2:

 

[Bbucko]

Erm so today is day 5 of my shaving embargo. I'm taking suggestions on how I should style this thing, it's sooooooo itchy atm, I hope that passes.

The itching eventually ceases, but the looks of love linger indefinitely

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

The itching eventually ceases, but the looks of love linger indefinitely

I love that song and love you for posting it for me :redface:

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

Oh you metrosexuals, always following the gay boys 10 steps behind.

What did straight boys do during the whole Castro clone phase? That must have been just awful for them. :biggrin2:

Don't tell my wife I'm metrosexual then, because I don't think she'd like it!

 

[maxcok]

Don't tell my wife I'm metrosexual then, because I don't think she'd like it!

Okay. It'll be our little secret. :wink:

 

[MagicJohnsonFan]

Don't tell my wife I'm metrosexual then, because I don't think she'd like it!

Umm...not sure that I'd mind it either way...just that I really wouldn't believe it!

 

[wallaboi]

Yeah, I would stay away from the skinny string along the jawline look, it's just tooo affected imho. Having just a goatee may make your face look narrow. I'd suggest if you do that, maintaining at least a week's stubble overall for balance. Given how light your beard looks, I suspect a full beard will suit you better. Just clean your neck for now, and see what develops. And try some of this. :wink:

Yeah, hate that look and it must be very high maintenance.

 

[Empathizer]

Yeah, hate that look and it must be very high maintenance.

Yeah. That look always made me feel like getting out a Wet Nap and scrubbing the rest of the crud off the guy's face. Or telling him that Mommy's eyeliner does not make up for scraggly hair growth. If you're going to be that precise, grow a Victorian privet labyrinth, and eyelash-glue a little birthday-cake decoration guy dressed like Jack Nicholson in The Shining into it somewhere. When your partner goes in for a kiss, whisper in a high, raspy voice, right into his ear, "REDRUM!!!"

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Yeah, hate that look and it must be very high maintenance.

Thankfully my poor description gave Maxcock the wrong impression of what I had intended, the skinny string thing wasn't my aim. But I'm follwoing his advice in any case :wink:

 

[wallaboi]

Yeah. That look always made me feel like getting out a Wet Nap and scrubbing the rest of the crud off the guy's face. Or telling him that Mommy's eyeliner does not make up for scraggly hair growth. If you're going to be that precise, grow a Victorian privet labyrinth, and eyelash-glue a little birthday-cake decoration guy dressed like Jack Nicholson in The Shining into it somewhere. When your partner goes in for a kiss, whisper in a high, raspy voice, right into his ear, "REDRUM!!!"

I kinda like the idea of a sculpted labyrinth in the beard...maybe for a special occasion! However, Jack Sparrow dreadlocks would fit in better with my everday grooming routine.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I must say this is driving me fucking crazy, my face is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ITCHY!!!!!