All the slang words for masturbation:

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    Note that the following might be offensive. If you get offended easily, then uhh, don't read. K? K.


    All the slang words for masturbation:
    bashing the candle
    beating your meat
    Bleeding the weasel
    bleedin the weed
    buffing the banana
    bopping the baloney
    burping the worm
    "beating the bishop
    choking the chicken
    cleaning your rifle
    corking the bat
    cranking the shank
    cuffing the carrot
    "draining the dragon"


    fisting your mister
    flogging your dog
    floggin the frog
    flogging the hog
    flogging the log
    flute solo
    jerkin'the gherkin
    looping the mule
    manual override
    painting the pickle
    pocket pinball
    pocket pool
    polishing the banister
    polishing the rocket
    pounding your flounder
    pumping the python
    roping the pony
    spanking the monkey
    teasing the weasel
    "taming the one eyed snake"
    tossing the turkey
    walking the dog
    whipping the willy
    wonking your cronker
    yanking the crank.

    Well I thought this was a funny list, and useful too!
     
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    Scaling the one-eyed trouser trout
     
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    sailing the man in the boat (that's for the girlies here)
     
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