All the things u wanted to ask me, but u were scared to!

[luka82]

That is the funniest/most disgusting emoticon I've ever seen. Where do you people get these ones that aren't on the menu??!

I found it here,nick dearest:wink:

 

[luka82]

He is very adorable my sweety!
He is too damned cute my lil' Luka!
Plus he is one of the very few people who have had the pleasure
of seeing Nick8.0 on the cam in my bedroom!:naughty: :27:
C.B.:saevil:

That was a lovely sight!:biggrin1:
U are one heck of a woman!

 

[luka82]

Who loves you baby?

U DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[luka82]

What's your favorite:
Number?
Color?
Food to eat?
Animal?
Letter in the alphabet?

And a bunch of other shit they ask you in kindergarden. Favorite number? Pfff--

1- i think it`s 11!
2-hmmmmmmm....don`t know!
3-meat!
4-anything that doesn`t bite!
5-V-the first letter of my name

 

[luka82]

Is you name really Luka?
Do you live on the second floor?
I think you live upstairs from me.
Have you seen me before?

I hear something late at night. What is that?
Its like, some kind of trouble, some kind of fight. What is that?

I know you dont want me to ask you, but I was just wondering.




Dont get freaked out. Look up Susane Vega if you do. 100 points to whoever gets this joke.

1-nope,my name isn`t luka!
2-I do!!!!!
3-nope....
4-me wanking and my bed moving :tongue:
5-my parents!
U can ask what ever u like!
btw,i do love that song :biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

Why a cartoon panda?

IDK.....pandas are sweet,and i like to think i`m sweet too:biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

Luka,

When are you going to stop stealing all the decent guys/gals from chat and start sharing them with me? :fight:

Oh,pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeee!
Thats such a lie,i only play with the bad ones:biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

Is it true that you're the only person who can fire Donald Trump and Sir Alan Sugar?

Donald who????:wink:

 

[luka82]

Are you still as pure as the driven snow?

Nope,i`m as pure as used condoms are :tongue:

 

[luka82]

GUYS,thanks so much...this is fun!
the thing is i really wanted to make a thread as a joke,cause i wanted to have fun....
but i really like it!

 

[Wish-4-8]

Well I hope you havent taken my questions too seriously.

Here is another. There is an expression, "Im about as sure a bear shitting in the forest."
Does that apply to pandas?

Also, when the panda flips over in your avatar, it looks like her can suck himself off. Can pandas suck themselves off?

 

[luka82]

Well I hope you havent taken my questions too seriously.

Here is another. There is an expression, "Im about as sure a bear shitting in the forest."
Does that apply to pandas?

Also, when the panda flips over in your avatar, it looks like her can suck himself off. Can pandas suck themselves off?

1-YES!
2-my panda sure can:wink: