All threads here are Fictitious aren't they? :D

Discussion in 'Fictitious Stories' started by drogue, Dec 30, 2010.

  1. drogue

    drogue New Member

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    Hey you WoW virgins living in your mother's basement, get off the internetz and go to the nearest Catholic church and put on a clean shirt, the chickies will not appreciate you showing up with a shirt with foodstains all over the front even though it shows you are saving your resources against a time of future hardship. At least this way if you strike out, you at least can score some free coffee and donuts in the church hall, and the Padre can wash your tears away after you are laughed at by the eligible women there. :D That's the only way to meet women and come clean about the size of your Johnson, she is going to find out you are lying anyways. :D Merry crappy xmas and drunken new year whoremasters.:biggrin1:
     
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    I think this in the wrong category. Since the Catholic Church runs the Vatican (a country) this should be in politics. Since the Catholic Church is against homosexuals, it should be in Discrimination. Since there is some humor in this post, it should posted in the Funny section.


    Not here.
     
  3. SR_Mike_Rowe_Peen

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    Religion does not solve problems. In the end its your own willpower which makes the difference.
     
  4. drogue

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    I will pray for you to get a sense of humour. Sincerely, get a life. Best regards, you suck.
     
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    1. not a funny joke
    2. this thread should be under jokes
    3. gramatically you shuldnt sign off something twice

    kind regards im a buddhist your god doesnt scare me, sincerely this thread is retarded
     
  6. SR_Mike_Rowe_Peen

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    I have no real interest in religion. Your words fall on deaf ears.

    There is no humor in your statements.
     
  7. chicagosam

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    Don't feed the troll.
     
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