Alternative Places to Jack Off?

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  1. Evanjelion

    Evanjelion New Member

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    Hey,

    I'm stuck back at my parents house for the summer. I need a place to jack off. I'm sleeping on the living room sofa and don't feel quite private enough to stroke out a good one. Any ideas? Let me know!
     
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    shower / bathroom
     
  3. Evanjelion

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    Tried that. Cept it's a tiny flat. Wish it were larger. Feel like I'm too close to the other ppl...

    I keep waking up with a hardon that won't quit! Damn...:mad:
     
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    You could try making a posting to a local sex message board (like craigslist) and go to someone else's place and stroke one out.
     
  5. B_devilsnight007

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    if u got some woods around, u could always go out for a walk...:wink:
     
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    Yeah, go for a walk! Nothing like a good j off in the great outdoors!
     
  7. Evanjelion

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    Hmm, the outdoors, yes. I did some of my best work in the woods. Well, making out and humping that is...
     
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    I've jacked off while walking out in the desert a couple of times. You can get into a good rhythm.
     
  9. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Well, I've jacked on trail 401 in Colorado. I've jacked while on a huge boulder in the middle of the river. I've jacked all kinds of places in the wild.
    Hmmm are you ever there when they aren't home? Do it three or four times to make up for the times lost.
     
  10. Evanjelion

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    Well, I got it over with. Went to a XXX video arcade. Spent my five bucks, got off a good one. God those places are gross. Cum on the floor.

    I couldn't lock my door fast enough before someone tried to follow me in! Give a guy a minute, jeese!
     
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    You could always try a friends place!
    or someone from this board. You welcom here, but i´d think we are a long way apart.

    you can always go to a gay bathhouse get the job done or have it done.

    Holland got loads off place to have sex out and indoors.
     
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    Adult bookstores provide a great place to whackoff...so I'm glad you figured it out.

    The downside is that you have to pay money... The upside is that, at better ones, you have plenty of porn choices and -- if it's your thing -- willing mouths...
     
  13. D_Jerome Assdimple

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    i say do it in the car when ur driving
     
  14. AlteredEgo

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    I say do it in the car, but not while driving.

    go to your local romantic overlook and bust one.

    Or, wait until everyone leaves,and then use the bathroom.
     
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    ..maybe after everyone is asleap then u can un cover a bit and give urself some room...
     
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    lmao...
    atleast u got it done..:tongue:
     
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    I wonder how many STI's were on that door handle...
     
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    Good Day.

    This question brought back fond memories for me. May I suggest Shower Sex. We all know about Navy Showers. Wet Down, Soap Up and then Rinse Off. We were taught this procedure in Boot Camp. As you can quickly determine, fresh water on a Navy Ship is scarce. So the Navy Shower had to become a way of life. It was not long when embarked on a ship to add a fourth step in the standard Navy Shower.

    Wet Down
    Soap Up
    Work Up/Rub Out
    Rinse Off

    I feel a need for a Navy Shower right now, but I can wait a few minutes as I visit my topics on this site. LPSG.ORG is great. Thank You!!!!!!!!!
     
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