Always amazed, Never suprised.

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by ftredhead, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. ftredhead

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    I was just looking through the 'How Big Are You' Thread, laughing all the way! Perceptions are amazing (and mostly incorrect.) How does one say something like "I'm 8 by 6 (or even more!), NOT THAT BIG but it works" Hu? Not that big? What the hell are you talking about!!! Did you get an erection and it slap you in the head? Maybe it was the amount of blood you lost to fill the thing up and rational judgment was lost? Perhaps you were comparing it to the YARDstick you were measuring with? Or is it a form of feigned humility? Are you being self absorbed? To filch a phrase from a girl I saw post on here a while back about a much smaller penis "THAT'S ALOT OF DICK!". You're what is known as an 'ANOMALY'. It's like one of those guys who has a MONSTER truck that could crush most things on or off the road as his primary vehical and then tells you "it's not as big as it looks." "but it'll due." No I think you'll find most women/men (even on this site) will look at your mammoth cod with this kind of face :eek: granted it may be followed with :biggrin1: and that's fine. Whatever, I'm just laughing:laughing: .
     
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    yeah, but remember we stare at it all the time so it really looks smaller to us than to you.
     
  3. Mr. Snakey

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    Yes we are looking down at it. I think big or small or in between we have what we have and deal with it.
     
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    Well to be honest when I compare it to the trunk of an elephant it just seems so dammed short and thin that I know it can't be considered big Like you said "perceptions are amazing (and mostly incorrect)"
     
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    And yet it's those perceptions that construct most people's daily "reality".
     
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    Heinz, fixed that for you.
     
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    ..in a thoroughly non-grammatical way. :rolleyes:

    Of course, your point is correct, I just didn't want to upset some people's belief in 'absolute', rather than self-constructed, fluid reality.
     
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    Ah wish Ah cood quit you.
     
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    Another upset guy...I choose to disbelieve a lot of claims on here but you don't see me making a thread about it :p

    Even if I did though, I would use paragraphs and learn how to quote.
     
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    Easy there Wonderboy. Too serious.:smile:
     
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    ftredhead,

    Thank you for making this post. For too long now I've felt inadequate w/ my 16x3-inch monster and I'm glad that you felt the urge to help me keep things in perspective.

    Admiringly,
    Chase
     
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    ...potentially a theme for a sitcom or series on FX? $$$$:smile:
     
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    HBO or Showtime. I want full-frontal nudity:biggrin1:
     
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    Perv.
     
  16. Ethyl

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    As they say, it takes one to know one.:tongue:
     
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    Touche, salesman.
     
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    In this crowd, I think it'd be pervier to NOT have full frontal nudity!

    :tongue:
     
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    it's high time full frontal nudity has a prominent role in a program. four men, four dicks, four sex lives...almost cookie cutter except that it hasn't been done before. i'm game. :rolleyes:
     
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    Only if 'pervier' equates to 'inducing mental cruelty' in your world. :rolleyes:
     
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