Am i evil?

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You aren't evil, you're just an idiot. Go back and pass Biology...you'll learn that relative to the majority of mammalian species (and virtually all primates), human males possess penes considerably larger in proportion to our overall physical size. Then, go back and learn Statistics, paying particular attention to normal distributions. You'll discover that two out of three individuals in any population will fall within one standard deviation (~0.8") of the mean, which is generally known to be around 5.5" in length...and 95% of them will fall within two SDs. You might also realise that your asinine ripoff of a size chart has gaps that fail to categorize lengths between 5-6", 7-8", 8-9", and 11-12". It's also somewhat surprising that your all-encompassing scale makes no accomodation for girth, which the majority of women seem to feel is the more important dimension; this is particularly odd given your claims concerning the importance of a cock's "feel in your hands," which would be much more influenced by girth than length.

Survey says: Troll, male, low to average intelligence, likely pubescent age.
:tongue::biggrin1: I love it when you talk stats, it's so sexy. :wink:
 

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You aren't evil, you're just an idiot. Go back and pass Biology...you'll learn that relative to the majority of mammalian species (and virtually all primates), human males possess penes considerably larger in proportion to our overall physical size. Then, go back and learn Statistics, paying particular attention to normal distributions. You'll discover that two out of three individuals in any population will fall within one standard deviation (~0.8") of the mean, which is generally known to be around 5.5" in length...and 95% of them will fall within two SDs. You might also realise that your asinine ripoff of a size chart has gaps that fail to categorize lengths between 5-6", 7-8", 8-9", and 11-12". It's also somewhat surprising that your all-encompassing scale makes no accomodation for girth, which the majority of women seem to feel is the more important dimension; this is particularly odd given your claims concerning the importance of a cock's "feel in your hands," which would be much more influenced by girth than length.

Survey says: Troll, male, low to average intelligence, likely pubescent age.

OK, since none of you get it: My original post was not meant as a scientific paper. Comprende?
 

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OK, since none of you get it: My original post was not meant as a scientific paper. Comprende?
No, it was meant to incite people to buy into your ridiculous fantasy, and fuel it with their own uninformed droolings. Instead, you're more likely to incite a riot amongst the troll hunters, as to which one will get to skewer you first. Have fun. It should get bloody fairly quickly. :rolleyes:
 

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I am not comfortable with the size of my boyfriends penis. It is just 7 little inches and I can't even believe it is that big. If we hadn't measured it I would have guessed 5" at most.

Anyway, I am getting a little bad concience because I don't like his dick. When we have sex I always have to finish it myself with my 12" dildo which I think is big but certainly not unthinkable. But he always complain when I do this so someimes I do it secretly in the bathroom just to stay clear of the moaning. Also I answer its not my fault his penis is so small...'

We just had a big fight about this and he said I am an evil dick size queen :confused: Is it our fault most men don't have penises bigger than an oversized clitoris?

In my opinion 3-5" is micro, 6-7" small, 8" inadequate, 9-11" this should be normal penis size, 12-13" big, 13"+ too big.
Get a grip on reality!!!:rolleyes:
 

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*Sniffs* For a second there, I thought I smelled Spladle, but, hmm, well, anyway...

Don't get me wrong. Everyone does, or SHOULD, know that I completely ADORED Spladle, and wish he could come back. He was flirty, and he was funny, he was sexy as hell, but if you were stupid, and/or a troll... well, he showed NO mercy (to the point that he was banned for it). I loved me some of that boy, and that persona. That said, I've never been fond of any of his, "watch me mess with them" personae that have popped up since. They're just disappointing, cuz he was SO much better than that. *Sighs* Ah, der Spladle... I'm wet just thinking about him.

*Toddles off to look at the nude shots of der Spladle, once "won" in one of his little "contests".*
 

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Claro que si comprendo! (of course I understood!)

Baby... u say "I need a man that makes me fell a woman.." the only person that is going to make u fell a real woman... IS YOU! And that's it...

Cut that stupid thing about the size and focus on others thing ... having sex is not only fuck or be fucked ... there are a lot of things that u can make with ur BF. Hope ur BF have great self-esteem and confidence about him.. because u could be hurting him with those stupid comments.. don't think only about u think in the others around u.

Peace....

Sedated!


OK, since none of you get it: My original post was not meant as a scientific paper. Comprende?
 

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If this is a real post I hope her man goes and finds someone who would appreciate a 7 inch cock. If (as I suspect) this is bullshit then my fellow LPSG'ers have done a sterling job of calling "her" out
You hit it. Typically, the formula works this way. Ridiculous claim. A few people buy in, for a "oh, ME TOO" love-fest. Someone steps in with a reality check, e.g. "You're a total undeserving bitch if you think 7 is 'small', and that's the only reason you can find to not be with the guy. Some 'love' there, eh, babe?". Then feeding frenzy, ripping the OP to pieces, ensues. :wink:
 

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touché ...


Boyfriend of the "So-called Woman" leave that bitch and find a better one! hehehe


Sedated!

If this is a real post I hope her man goes and finds someone who would appreciate a 7 inch cock. If (as I suspect) this is bullshit then my fellow LPSG'ers have done a sterling job of calling "her" out
 

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No, it was meant to incite people to buy into your ridiculous fantasy, and fuel it with their own uninformed droolings. Instead, you're more likely to incite a riot amongst the troll hunters, as to which one will get to skewer you first. Have fun. It should get bloody fairly quickly. :rolleyes:
My fantasy isn't ridiculous. The average penis size being 6 measly inches... THAT is ridiculous!
 

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Claro que si comprendo! (of course I understood!)

Baby... u say "I need a man that makes me fell a woman.." the only person that is going to make u fell a real woman... IS YOU! And that's it...

Cut that stupid thing about the size and focus on others thing ... having sex is not only fuck or be fucked ... there are a lot of things that u can make with ur BF. Hope ur BF have great self-esteem and confidence about him.. because u could be hurting him with those stupid comments.. don't think only about u think in the others around u.
I understand your point but I still feel the average male genitalia should be 10". If I was a sorceress that would be my first project; to enlarge all penises of the world by 60%! Length and girth!

If it hurts him he should have left me 1.5 years ago. I made it pretty clear that 7 inches wasn't enough to make me purr and I also showed him 12" dildo the first time we had sex.

I'm fine with him because finding a big one is difficult but he should just stop whining. Not my fault his penis is small & he knows that I am not into sex with small penises. I'd rather masturbate with him with my dildo and a good porn movie with adequetly sized penises. But he still wants to have sex even though I tell him it is too small to make me interested.

I like him as a soul mate just not as a bed partner! Just the thought of small dicks having sex makes me turned off!
 

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Yes you are evil. The word troll comes to mind.

If you were a sorceress would you think about making your vagina (that is if u really have one) a whole lot smaller so that more men could fit you adequately?

Or hell just do away with the dildo and men altogether.. go for a big butch dyke who likes to double fist pussies....

(Apologies to those actual women who do have wideset vaginas.. but I think this is a trollbaby)

I'm in an evil mood :rolleyes:
 

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Then marry your dildo and be done with it.

If you need 10 or 12 to get you off AND you require other things in a man then honey, there just aren't a lot of them out there. It's OK to have certain sexual requirements in a relationship. Sexual compatibility is important.

Your priorities are what have to be sorted. If cock size is most important in a man then it is. If other things are, then they are. Just be prepared for a long wait if cock size goes at the top of your list.

And dump your boyfriend. He needs to find a woman who will appreciate all he has to offer and is sexually compatible with him. It's not fair to him or you to stay in this relationship if he'll never satisfy you.