Drifterwood
Superior Member
Hmm, well, I DO remember hearing a lot of Tom Jones as a child (my mother just couldn't get enough of him). :tongue:
That's not unusual. :biggrin1:
Hmm, well, I DO remember hearing a lot of Tom Jones as a child (my mother just couldn't get enough of him). :tongue:
I am not comfortable with the size of my boyfriends penis. It is just 7 little inches and I can't even believe it is that big. If we hadn't measured it I would have guessed 5" at most.
Anyway, I am...................................
I am not comfortable with the size of my boyfriends penis. It is just 7 little inches and I can't even believe it is that big. If we hadn't measured it I would have guessed 5" at most.
Anyway, I am getting a little bad concience because I don't like his dick. When we have sex I always have to finish it myself with my 12" dildo which I think is big but certainly not unthinkable. But he always complain when I do this so someimes I do it secretly in the bathroom just to stay clear of the moaning. Also I answer its not my fault his penis is so small...'
We just had a big fight about this and he said I am an evil dick size queen Is it our fault most men don't have penises bigger than an oversized clitoris?
In my opinion 3-5" is micro, 6-7" small, 8" inadequate, 9-11" this should be normal penis size, 12-13" big, 13"+ too big.
:smile:No Your not EVIL!..........................................................................
...........................................................Just a BITCH!
I am not comfortable with the size of my boyfriends penis. It is just 7 little inches and I can't even believe it is that big. If we hadn't measured it I would have guessed 5" at most.
Anyway, I am getting a little bad concience because I don't like his dick. When we have sex I always have to finish it myself with my 12" dildo which I think is big but certainly not unthinkable. But he always complain when I do this so someimes I do it secretly in the bathroom just to stay clear of the moaning. Also I answer its not my fault his penis is so small...'
We just had a big fight about this and he said I am an evil dick size queen Is it our fault most men don't have penises bigger than an oversized clitoris?
In my opinion 3-5" is micro, 6-7" small, 8" inadequate, 9-11" this should be normal penis size, 12-13" big, 13"+ too big.
what im trying to say here is my vagina is like A fucking bus I cant believe it! I could fit a foOtball team in there and still wouldnt feel a thing!!!!
what im trying to say here is my vagina is like A fucking bus I cant believe it! I could fit a foOtball team in there and still wouldnt feel a thing!!!!
WOE IS ME
Spoken like a true 15 year old boy.
I have never had occasion in my sheltered life to meet a woman who refers to her vagina as a bus. A rather novel visual.
Why not a mini-van, or an SUV? And would the rider need a seat belt? Is it a double-decker bus? Is it diesel-powered or, as they say these days, green?
Well it is a very big pussy :smile:Spoken like a true 15 year old boy.
I have never had occasion in my sheltered life to meet a woman who refers to her vagina as a bus. A rather novel visual.
Why not a mini-van, or an SUV? And would the rider need a seat belt? Is it a double-decker bus? Is it diesel-powered or, as they say these days, green?
Well it is a very big pussy :smile:
Spoken like a true 15 year old boy.
I have never had occasion in my sheltered life to meet a woman who refers to her vagina as a bus. A rather novel visual.
Why not a mini-van, or an SUV? And would the rider need a seat belt? Is it a double-decker bus? Is it diesel-powered or, as they say these days, green?
Oh no way! It is the only thing apart from porn that has made me really turned on. I've never found a man (ie 9"+) whose penis has made me feel like a woman.
Well, that's because you're a man, sweetie. :wink: