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Mods please.. The time is long overdue for hdooga to go
I sort of like having him around it is good for the amusement factor Of course I do feel bad for all the men out there who are cursed with an 'inadequate' (as hdooga put it) 8 inch penis How will they survive their smallness?
 

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...Pedro is walking home through the desert when he finds a little, brown jug. He pulls the cork and a genie pops out. "For releasing me from my prison, I will grant you one wish."

Pedro thinks for a while and decides: "I want to have a never ending supply of the best Tequila in all of Mexico."

"Granted," says the genie, "henceforth you will piss only the best tequila in all of Mexico."

Pedro is a bit confused by the way in which is request was answered, but he is game. He goes home, finds a glass, and takes a piss in it. He looks at it... it looks like tequila. He sniffs it... it smells like tequila. He takes a sip... Hot Damn! It is the finest tequila that he has ever tasted.

He gets down another glass, fills it up, and calls his wife into the room. "Here Carmen, drink." She drinks and her face lights up. "Where did you get this fantastic tequila, Pedro?" In answer, he whips out his cock and re-fills his glass, then tells her the entire story of the genie.

They live the high life for several days, but on Friday evening, Pedro fills only one glass with tequila and begins drinking. His wife is confused and a bit hurt. "Don't I get any tequila tonight?"

"Ah Carmen," he says, hefting his cock, "tonight, you drink from the bottle."
 

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An Irishman is walking down the beech and finds an old bottle. He picks it up and removes the cork (he is in Kerry after all), and out pops a Genie.

"I will grant you two wishes for releasing me." Says the Genie.

"well, it's a hot day and I have been walking for many hours. I'd like a bottle of Guinness, please."

The Genie produces the bottle, and the man drinks down the beautiful nectar. But no sooner has he finished the bottle, it fills to the top again.

"Holy Mary Mother of God" says the Irishman "Does this happen every time?"

"Absolutely" says the Genie "but what of your second wish?"

"I'll have another bottle." :biggrin1:
 

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a joke in two parts:

A Scotsman goes to a friend's wedding, wearing his traditional kilt. A woman comes up and asks if he's a REAL Scotsman or if he's wearing underwear beneath the kilt. He lifts the kilt to show her, and she gasps at the sight of his naked penis.

"My God!" she says. "It's gruesome!"

"Aye, and if ya touch it, it'll 'grue' some more!"

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After the wedding, the Scotsman is piss drunk and takes a walk through a park, passing out on a bench. As he sleeps, two women walk past and, unable to resist their curiosity, lift up his kilt and see his naked penis. As a prank, one of the women takes out a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around the penis. The next morning, the Scotsman awakes and stumbles home. He strips down to take a leak and looks down at his penis, confused.

"Well, I don't know where the hell you've been," he says. "But I'm glad to see you've won first prize!"