Am I the only guy that wants a curved cock??

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  1. punkboi26

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    I have always had a "vanilla" straight cock and was always envious of guys with curved dicks. I am especially turned on by those guys that have cocks that curve up like a big banana. When I was a kid my penis would almost touch my tummy when it wwas hard but when I got a little older, in my teens, I started wearing boxers so the dong could hang rather than pulling it up in the little tighty whities I wore as a youngster. Well after wearing the boxers for no more than 2 or 3 years my dick stuck straight out, parallel with the ground. I wondered if because of the change in undershorts was the cause of my dick no longer sticking straight up at my face anymore. Anyway, when gay porn became available to me I got to see how so many guys had curved cocks and the men that I have been with all had curved cocks. I want an upwards curving cock!! I know guys grow new foreskin, I've seen it and am trying it myself now and guys can straighten a curved penis, could one make his penis curve with exercises? I know this may be dumb and people may ask "Why would you want your penis to curve when so many want a straight penis?". I like them! Im facinated by the curved cocks and I WANT a curved cock. So, am an idiot or what? The sad thing is just how serious I am about this. Anyway....*Big naked HUGZ!*
     
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    I knew a homeless guy in his thirties with a vertical erection (hot guy, but bad news). He normally wore in up in his briefs, but for awhile could not afford them. During this time, he claimed that his erection drooped somewhat. But when he acquired more briefs, it resumed its vertical position. Perhaps you should try the tighty whiteys again.

    Btw, ur hawt. :wink:
     
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    Your cock looks pretty close to perfect to me... I know what you mean about upwards curving dicks though; they look somehow even more hard. Prefer you with dark hair and don't think much of your bf's boss's taste in decor btw!

    You're a v sexy guy.
     
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    you look pretty good as it is punk
     
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    mines curved !
     
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    Mine is curved too ...
    Although it's curved downwards instead of upwards, I'm very happy with it :)
     
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    There is a guy here ("dissolver") who has a great banana dick. Take a look!
     
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    Yeah, his boss was a total bitch. We fucked all over that house. I should have sent her pics of me cumming all over her counter after I got plowed on it, sorry fucking cunt. I'm sorry, there is serious bad blood between her and I. Anyway, my boyfriends cock goes like straight down. It's like it is bent down at the base rather than a curve in the middle. He may even have that disease. I wont try and spell it offhand but there are things we cant do because it hurts him. He cant pull his dick up to his tummy without it hurting him. He also has very big balls too. He is very hairy and quite skinny and he cums like a frigging fountain. I wish I cummed like him. He cums like in streams rather than "shots" like I do. I guess what one has said to me is right. I want what I dont have. I can say I am happy with my cock size and really dont care to have a 10 inch mega dong hanging off of me. I just want a banana dick :frown1: an uncut banana dick :banana: well....while I'm on the subject of what I want...I also want 3 or 4 guys to cum all over me. But that's beside the point. I would like to think if one can straighten out a curve in their dick, it would be logical to assume one could put a curve in their dick. But I will say that for a while, one maybe 2 years ago, my sex drive slowed way down. In that time my dick became a tad curved downwards. You can see that in one of my silly verification pix. Bah! I will curve this fucker upwards....I will if it kills me I will. RAWR!

    p.s. I also prefer the dark hair. The blonde was just something I was trying. It covered up my greys like a champ. I bet no one knew I had alot of grey hair other than the ones I have told already. I wonder what I would look like with all grey hair. Like Anderson Cooper maybe? :tongue:
     
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    Look my galery ,I have curved cock!
     
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    I love my upward curve
     
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    I don't know if I "want" a curved cock, but I can definitely appreciate them.
     
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    Well, after much reading of medical material and many sets of statistics, it appears as though I am the one in the minority with my penis. Evidently most men have a curve of some kind or another. I know every guy I have been with had a curve in their penis. I know I should be happy that I am different or whatever and that so many people like straight penises...but I guess Im the guy that wants what he doesnt have. I want foreskin, I want an upwards curve in my dick, I want to stop cumming as soon as a cock is put in my bum, and I want a sensitive dick that lets me cum when I want to cum rather than when it gets around to it. Oh well....I want to have my cock and suck it too I guess (My silly attempt at humor). Anyway, hugz fellas! If I make this rascal curve you will all be the third to know.
     
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    I would love a curved black cock...but im stuck with the straight black cock...
     
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    And I'm stuck with a curved white one.... LET'S SWAP!
     
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    It sound's like your boyfriend has got an n-curved dick. That's what I've got. What can you not do with him because of his curve?
     
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    Mine is perfectly straight and plain too. I use to really appreciate it, until my buddy gave me a hands free orgasm during penetration for the first time. The banana curve is perfect for hitting the prostate, and now I'm jealous haha.
     
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    mine curves down . it's the WORST easthetically. i would kill for a str8 cock.
     
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    curved to the left and couldn't care less
     
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    Hey, we all want what we don't have. For me; it's being uncut. The curved cock is caused by Peyronie's disease. It is very common & can be painful for some. Mine curves to the right. I don't have a problem with it so I have not done anything to "fix" it although some do try. As for making your cock curve, I doubt that is a possibility. Unless you purposely injure yourself. :eek:uch:
     
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    slight curve upward, take a look ;-)
     
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