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yes, its cheesy, it is fun? yes...

Last nite there was the 'senior statesman' Jeff (who sadly lost)

but did anyone else look at him and just thing 'bull hung'? not sure what it was but immediately thought this guy must me hung like a moose...(damn all that protective gear!)
 

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Yeah, looked like they were wearing protective cups at times. Back in the day they didn't do that on the show. Alex Castro aka Militia was pretty lame tonight. He got injured very quickly. He might just need to stick with exotic dancing.
 

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Militia got injured ....not it was all scripted sort of to write him off , he didn't look injured , he didn't even look like he was trying , I doubt if he will be back , we will watch and see , after all the publicity the cat is out the bag a Gay Porn Actor on prime Time TV NOT ...America is not ready for that yet

Only time will till......
 

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I did have to feel sorry for the one woman who in the first game did a nasty twisted ankle...

The 'impromptu' motivational speeches of the contestants got a little old too...

(basically they redid the old series and added water (not kidding, half the events seem to be over a pool). The judging guy has some possibilities.

Again- the old complaint- why are ALL the men 'smooth and buff' (even "wolf" looks pretty Nair-ed... and he seems very 'one-note')

I do miss in the old show that one of the Gladiators was deaf (don't remember her name).

Might give it one or more tries...but not a 'must watch'- but that describes most of the new writer-less season...
 

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I miss the dark-haired male Gladiator... I think his name was Nitro. It looked like he'd fuck you silly then kick your ass... mmmm

Why do we like those bad boys?
 

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I miss the dark-haired male Gladiator... I think his name was Nitro. It looked like he'd fuck you silly then kick your ass... mmmm

Why do we like those bad boys?

Yeah, Nitro was cool. Met him when they did the live American Gladiators Arena Tour.
 

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I like Toa and Wolf. Wolf is the one you'd kinda think would rape you rather than just have sex with you.

Jeff was bull-hung. I was totally drawn to his package. Whenever he stood profile you could see his obvious bulginess.
 

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Well NOW I know 'where to watch'- the contest tonight- "big country'? I think it should have been 'BIG mongoose' -= he had some MAJOR package, it even looked like you could see the 'ball split' a few times and he was packed up on his left groin... Sadly 'big country' did not hold up in the package department...

Wonder if I can see a rerun of the first episode to see 'more' of Jeff?
 

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I can't believe no one has mentioned tonight's contestant, Adonis. Oh my. His big black schlong was blatantly obviously packed up and to the left and at times look as if he was sporting a semi. The funniest thing about it is, while you could see "Big Country's" bulge fairly well, it paled in comparison to Adonis' fat cock.

Sadly, the production crew was doing an incredible job of making sure NOT to show Adonis' bulge at certain points in the show... particularly the final obstacle course when they are both soaking wet. They kept showing close-cropped head shots of Adonis and full body shots of the country boy. Too bad, that was an amazing package!

Good news is, Adonis won so he'll be moving on and may be on again!

Oh, and Militia was on again tonight. I can't remember which event he was in, but his was there.

Toa looks like he's packin' something under that ridiculous skirt they've got him in. I wonder if they made him wear that to conceal his massive man meat.
 

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I can't believe no one has mentioned tonight's contestant, Adonis. Oh my. His big black schlong was blatantly obviously packed up and to the left and at times look as if he was sporting a semi. The funniest thing about it is, while you could see "Big Country's" bulge fairly well, it paled in comparison to Adonis' fat cock.

Sadly, the production crew was doing an incredible job of making sure NOT to show Adonis' bulge at certain points in the show... particularly the final obstacle course when they are both soaking wet. They kept showing close-cropped head shots of Adonis and full body shots of the country boy. Too bad, that was an amazing package!

Good news is, Adonis won so he'll be moving on and may be on again!

Oh, and Militia was on again tonight. I can't remember which event he was in, but his was there.

Toa looks like he's packin' something under that ridiculous skirt they've got him in. I wonder if they made him wear that to conceal his massive man meat.

I actually was going to mention Adonis AverageJoe, but u beat me to it. I was actually waiting for him to compete. I noticed his bulge the other night when they show all the contestants standing on the pyramid. Yeah, and I was looking forward to the wet shots of him in the eliminater, but yeah the camera guy failed onthat. It was joust that Militia competed in tonight. He didn't look like he had much energy against the first guy, but when he faced Adonis, is when his shorts almost got pulled off. Oops not joust, but the one were they wrestle on the hanging platform.
 

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I greatly enjoyed the bulges on the contestants as well. Does anyone have any still pics from last nights show????? How about where to look on-line for some. BIG country pics? Talk about eye candy.
 

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90% of the Gladiators, both present & back in the days of the original series were/are disgraced ex-bodybuilders, ex NFL players on light duty and fitness pros looking for new gigs. About 10% of them actually knew about conditioning & how avoid injuries.

Nowadays you got these punks who've must've been canned from Chippendales to get on the show. And the women could be former fitness models out of work.

Incidently there, Catman, the hearing impaired female gladiator was Shelley Beattie, aka Siren.
 

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90% of the Gladiators, both present & back in the days of the original series were/are disgraced ex-bodybuilders, ex NFL players on light duty and fitness pros looking for new gigs. About 10% of them actually knew about conditioning & how avoid injuries.

Nowadays you got these punks who've must've been canned from Chippendales to get on the show. And the women could be former fitness models out of work.

Incidently there, Catman, the hearing impaired female gladiator was Shelley Beattie, aka Siren.

jesus - you weren't kidding when you said ex-bodybuilders!
 

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jesus - you weren't kidding when you said ex-bodybuilders!
Of course I wasn't! That's what the producers were looking for in athletes for the original show back in 1988.

One thing I've heard about female bodybuilders like SB tho, their pussies have been rumored to be tighter than anything, and when they orgasm, man, they gush.
 

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Of course I wasn't! That's what the producers were looking for in athletes for the original show back in 1988.

One thing I've heard about female bodybuilders like SB tho, their pussies have been rumored to be tighter than anything, and when they orgasm, man, they gush.

hmmm. there's got to be a picture of a bodybuilders pussy pon the net. i'll find something and report back asap. (not trying to lower the tone of the thread btw)