American Idol is Coming On -- Time to Confess...LIVE...from the show.

[reddog]

Screw the music, it's all about the crotch. Yea?

I used to think that Chris was hung but I think he might suffer from the tinymeat...

I'm onto Elliott now.

You?

Post reactions LIVE from the show here...

 

[reddog]

OK. Live from the East Cost of the U.S.

Taylor sang Jail House Rock. Complete crap. Typical imititation of another artist. Junk. And no bulge whatsoever. One word: Next!

 

[reddog]

Up Next: Chris Daughtry. Want to tea-bag his head. Will update you on the song.

 

[reddog]

Chris Daughtry: Singing "Suspicious Lies:

Dress: Black jacket and jeans and the typical wallet chain. Not good. The judges clearly want him to win. Not impressed.

Crotch Watch: Nothing.

 

[polo71]

i want katherine to win now that Ace left

 

[reddog]

Up Next: Elliot

Dress: 2 Piece Suit. No crotch to comment on.

Song: Fuck, I don't know cause I was typing about Chris here. Saw the last part and it was good.

Judges: Gushing. Paula = orgasmic. Simon = well..who knows? I think he's into Elliot. Overall = clearly the judges want to pump him up and get him into the top 2 or 3. He'll be back.

 

[reddog]

Up Next: Katherine.

Song: "Hound Dog" I'm thinking "Train Wreck"

 

[B_RoysToy]

Chris Daughtry: Singing "Suspicious Lies:

Dress: Black jacket and jeans and the typical wallet chain. Not good. The judges clearly want him to win. Not impressed.

Crotch Watch: Nothing.

I saw some bulge on his left side--just a quick, split minute view! He had already told Ryan and the viewing audience that he wore boxerbriefs. After his performance Ryan comes back to him that the new title for boxerbriefs is hybrids. The guy is hot and his stuff being held in boxerbriefs is finger licking good!

 

[reddog]

Katherine: Sucked

Judges: very lukewarm. Simon = "A desperate manic audition."

Outfit: Jeans, casual blouse in a grey/blue color. She's trying to be hip but it's not working.

Tits: Hot. Girls and straight dudes on here would love em. But I'm kind of thinking the hips are hotter than the tits, but who am I to say...

Overall Rating: Medium. Not impressed.

 

[reddog]

Up Next: Taylor singing song 2: In the Ghetto

Trouble, I think...

 

[reddog]

Not good people. Fast paced. Not soulful. Same think as song one. Let's hear the judge's reaction...

 

[reddog]

Judges regarding Taylor = they liked it. Pumped it up (but I thought it sucked.)

 

[reddog]

Chris up now: "A Little Less Conversation"

 

[reddog]

Clothes: White shirt and jeans with the typical wallet chain.

Judges: Randy and Paula = liked it.

Simon = not as strong as the first song. Ok. Not great.

Me: Over the glum face. Used to think he was hot. No crotch whatsoever.

 

[reddog]

Song 2 for Elliiot = "Trouble"

 

[B_RoysToy]

Clothes: White shirt and jeans with the typical wallet chain.

Judges: Randy and Paula = liked it.

Simon = not as strong as the first song. Ok. Not great.

Me: Over the glum face. Used to think he was hot. No crotch whatsoever.

No crotch whatsoever because his shirt tail was covering the goods, as well as his jeans' crotch being down below his genitals. I concentrate on his eyes most of the time, anyway, so a glum face doesn't distract.

Elliott on now.

 

[reddog]

Crotch Watch: Did you see the bulge when the camera was coming from below? Yes, I think he's a friend of ours. And the song was great.

Judges: All in agreement. Great. Audience going wild.

 

[reddog]

Katherine: "Can't help falling in love with you"

Judges : dismissive

 

[reddog]

OK Roy:

Kind of exhausting but overall: Not a good night. Songs sucked and no views of the contestant's candy. This season kind of sucks on AI, I think.

Right?

 

[mainer1]

People...you have to accept it...none of the AE men have LP's....but I would love to jam my whole head up Chris's ass, or sit in a car in the moonlight and make out with Chris....they're only HUMAN!