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jakeatolla

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Joined
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Age
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Location
Canada
Sexuality
99% Straight, 1% Gay
Gender
Male
Spanish Words of the Day


1. Cheese: Maria likes me, but I don't like her
because cheese fat.

2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car,
there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder: My friend wanted to become a citizen
but she don't know how to read;
so I shoulder.

4. Texas: My friend always texas me when I'm not
home to find out where I'm at!

5. Herpes: Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got my
piece and she got herpes.

6. July: Ju told me ju were going to the store but
july to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum: I had two cars but my wife rectum!

8. Chicken: I was going to the store for my wife but
chicken go herself.

9. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left, but
don't worry! Wheelchair!

10. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women
and I told her, "Honey! Harassment nothing
to me."

13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stairs so I had to
pick the bishop.

14. Body wash: I want to go to the club, but no body
wash my kids.