Spanish Words of the Day 1. Cheese: Maria likes me, but I don't like her because cheese fat. 2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder: My friend wanted to become a citizen but she don't know how to read; so I shoulder. 4. Texas: My friend always texas me when I'm not home to find out where I'm at! 5. Herpes: Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes. 6. July: Ju told me ju were going to the store but july to me! Julyer! 7. Rectum: I had two cars but my wife rectum! 8. Chicken: I was going to the store for my wife but chicken go herself. 9. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry! Wheelchair! 10. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, "Honey! Harassment nothing to me." 13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop. 14. Body wash: I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.