American-Spanish

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Spanish Words of the Day


    1. Cheese: Maria likes me, but I don't like her
    because cheese fat.

    2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car,
    there's not mushroom.

    3. Shoulder: My friend wanted to become a citizen
    but she don't know how to read;
    so I shoulder.

    4. Texas: My friend always texas me when I'm not
    home to find out where I'm at!

    5. Herpes: Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got my
    piece and she got herpes.

    6. July: Ju told me ju were going to the store but
    july to me! Julyer!

    7. Rectum: I had two cars but my wife rectum!

    8. Chicken: I was going to the store for my wife but
    chicken go herself.

    9. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left, but
    don't worry! Wheelchair!

    10. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

    12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women
    and I told her, "Honey! Harassment nothing
    to me."

    13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stairs so I had to
    pick the bishop.

    14. Body wash: I want to go to the club, but no body
    wash my kids.
     
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    Nice. :haha:
     
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    Fucking hilarious!:biggrin:
     
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