So here's my stupid contribution to the original discussion about jokes:
How is American beer like making love in a canoe?
It's fucking close to water.
It's a good joke, and I grant its truth concerning the most popular brands (Buttwiper, Swiller, etc.), but since the 1980s, we have many brews that are certainly not outclassed by Labatt or Molson, such as Sam Adams, Henry Weinhard, Anchor Steam, and others.
I think South Park reflects the point quite well
Indeed, the list of reasons did not even mention that Canadians have dots for eyes, that the top half of their heads flaps around in the air when they talk, that they drive cars with square wheels, that they have only one road and one airport in their country, or any of the other edifying facts to be gleaned from watching
South Park.
Terrance: Don't call me a rat, buddy!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your buddy, friend!
Phillip: He's not your friend, guy!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your guy, buddy!
Terrance: He's not your buddy, friend!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your friend, guy!