Americans, fear Canada!

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We did after all send a lot of humor your way :)

I grew up in both equally. I'm a North American. 2 Very different countries, sensibilities, value and moral sets.
 

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If you cant laugh at yourself why go on living. But, the next time someone gets hurt in montreal in a hockey game, please tell the people that it was not an actual crime...calling 911 will accomplish nothing but tying up the phone lines for actual emergencies... hell i should have reported a rape thursday night in boston when i saw 7-0 on the scoreboard.
 

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If you cant laugh at yourself why go on living. But, the next time someone gets hurt in montreal in a hockey game, please tell the people that it was not an actual crime...calling 911 will accomplish nothing but tying up the phone lines for actual emergencies... hell i should have reported a rape thursday night in boston when i saw 7-0 on the scoreboard.
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Back on-topic.
In the UK we are well-versed in the intricacies of Canadian life. And yes, I can substantiate this claim. My evidence: Monty Python's Lumberjack Song. :cool::smile:
 
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If you cant laugh at yourself why go on living. But, the next time someone gets hurt in montreal in a hockey game, please tell the people that it was not an actual crime...calling 911 will accomplish nothing but tying up the phone lines for actual emergencies... hell i should have reported a rape thursday night in boston when i saw 7-0 on the scoreboard.

fuck chara, no one likes that goony bastard :tongue:
 

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CANADA WHEN ...

2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

4. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

5. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

9. You find -40C a little chilly.

10. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

11. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelery and your Sorels.
As we said in the State of Superior: "Dontcha know, snow helps keep the riff-raff out, eh?".
 

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We can tease Americans and get nowhere because it's like teasing your big brother, who totally doesn't care. Why should Joe American care about Canada? I totally get it, we have the population of California.

But once in a while you meet Yanks who know and love Canada, and understand that we're neighbours (notice the U) and good friends. Kudos to you people. But I'm not about to lose any sleep over the rest of 'em.

That said, your beer sucks.

So here's my stupid contribution to the original discussion about jokes:

How is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's fucking close to water.
 
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So here's my stupid contribution to the original discussion about jokes:

How is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's fucking close to water.

It's a good joke, and I grant its truth concerning the most popular brands (Buttwiper, Swiller, etc.), but since the 1980s, we have many brews that are certainly not outclassed by Labatt or Molson, such as Sam Adams, Henry Weinhard, Anchor Steam, and others.
I think South Park reflects the point quite well
Indeed, the list of reasons did not even mention that Canadians have dots for eyes, that the top half of their heads flaps around in the air when they talk, that they drive cars with square wheels, that they have only one road and one airport in their country, or any of the other edifying facts to be gleaned from watching South Park.

Terrance: Don't call me a rat, buddy!

Stephen Abootman: I'm not your buddy, friend!

Phillip: He's not your friend, guy!

Stephen Abootman: I'm not your guy, buddy!

Terrance: He's not your buddy, friend!

Stephen Abootman: I'm not your friend, guy!​
 

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Indeed, the list of reasons did not even mention that Canadians have dots for eyes, that the top half of their heads flaps around in the air when they talk.....

This is why I don't post face pics.
 

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Indeed, the list of reasons did not even mention that Canadians have dots for eyes, that the top half of their heads flaps around in the air when they talk, that they drive cars with square wheels, that they have only one road and one airport in their country, or any of the other edifying facts to be gleaned from watching South Park.
It's all true. You can see for yourself here: Follow the Only Road In Canada

And just in case you missed the previous subtly imbedded link:
It's all Canada's fault! :grumpy:
 

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I hope that Canadians find that as funny as I do, or even funnier.
Well they're so nice, at least they won't get mad. Except for Scott. He's a dick.

Thanks, but the speed is messed up on that video and the pitch is too high. I think this one is undistorted.
hmmm . . . I see that the pitch is slightly lower, but the voices seemed kind of muffled in that version.
Not sure how these things work exactly, but I had an easier time understanding the lyrics in the first one.


* off in search of ultimate 'Blame Canada' recording *
 
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From "Not Without My Anus":
Terrance: You are such a dick, Scott.

Scott: You're a dick!

Terrance: You're a dick!

Scott: You're a dick!

Terrance: You're a dick!

Scott: You're a dick!

Terrance: You're a dick!

Scott: (pause) You're a dick!

Terrance: You're a dick!​
The pause and continuation are the funniest part.

If you click on a South Park episode from Canada, you get a notice that Canadians have to go to the Comedy Network site to view.

And who's to blame for that, eh?