An anniversary Roast for TattooedMamaMeg!

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  1. Osiris

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    OK, so this was the big countdown. Today is TattooedMamaMeg's year anniversary here at LPSG and what better way to recognize her than with a roast. OK, so we don't have Dean Martin to host it, but shoot your best shot a Meg. I'll start off...

    When Meg joined the site over a year ago for the "Men's poles" and then realized it was just "Mem's polls" her friends were talking about. :biggrin1:

    Sorry Mem, it's early and I haven't got my comedy on yet.:wink:
     
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    I have no idea who Meg is, therefore I have no guilt when I say:
    • Meg is such a nympho, when she sees bananas at the supermarket she gets gag reflex. (badumbump-cha)
    • Meg has fucked so many guys, she has a tattoo above her pussy that says "Over 1 Billion Served". (badumbump-cha)
    • Meg has so many kids, her neighbors think she runs an orphanage. (badumbump-cha)
     
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    Meg is so damn horny she puts a wild stag to shame at speed & aggressiveness when going for a mate.:biggrin1::wink:
     
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    Meg's tits are so big... How big are they? you ask?
    When Meg runs,they hit me in the face!
    hotcha cha!
    cigarbabe:saevilw:
     
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    Hey now!! that was a bit harsh...

    Harsh...
    Harsh...
    Harsh...
    Harsh...
    Harsh...

    Meg? Can you pull your top up please? The echo from the cleavage is a bit much for the room. OHHHH!!!
     
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    You guys are a riot!
     
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    What meg said when she took on the football team. Badum ching!
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Osiris, I love Meg.
    I thought this was a roast.
    And Meggy has "HUGE TITS"! Lovely,large,squishy,loveable,lappable
    mounds of big bulging babies!
    Ooh I so love Meg's moveable mounds of massive mammaries!
    cigarbabe:saevilw:
     
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    She knows I love her to death. We're taking her out to dinner when we go home for the holidays. I can't feed her roast though.

    And she does have a lovely pair of mams.:015:

    I do however think the most wonderful thing about Megs is that ever wonderful big heart of hers. If her ample bosom is any testament to the size of her heart, then she truly is a big lovebug and I'm glad she blew my way.
     
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    Alright, you guys are startin to make me blush!
     
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    Really? Cigarbabe? Did you mess with the thermostat again?:wink:
     
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    Bend over and lets if your backside red too. :moon: :lmao:


    Glad you drop in a year ago, and even happier that you stayed.
     
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    OSIRIS! Does your wife know? :biggrin1:


    Megs,
    "Each person's life is a story that is telling itself in the living."
    - William Bridges -
    Your story calls us to sit up and take notice. To look on with respect and admiration. It radiates beauty, goodness and kindness. Thank you for sharing your story with us.

    So you're not becoming an exotic dancer then? Damn! :biggrin1:
     
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    I can't do it. I'm such a wimp.

    Meg's simply an :newangel:


    oh alright. meg loves big cock so much she has more clap than an auditorium.
     
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    Meg's tits are so big, she breastfeeds baby cows in her spare time. (badumbump-cha)
     
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    Shhhhh! She thinks I'm playing golf.:biggrin1:​
     
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    Happy One Year Meggy!!! It's been great having you around the board, and the chat room. I don't really know any dirty jokes..
     
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    Congrats on one year Meg! Hope it'll be many more. Keep up the good work.

    :smile::biggrin1::smile::biggrin1::smile::biggrin1::smile::biggrin1:
     
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    Not to butt in, but I do believe we're talking about the only person I know who could out talk an echo.

    However, we all know what a big heart Meg has. For her, love is very deep...but sex only has to go at least 7 inches!

    Seriously, though, Meg is one of the kindest, gentlest, and truest souls I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Above that, she's also the bravest I've met in a long time. Most of us cannot speak from the heart, because it's so damned painful to do. Meg rose above and let us see the wonderful person shining below the surface of a pretty, if self-effacing, young woman.

    Much love, Meg. Thanks for making my days brighter. :smile:
     
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