An Aussie's 99 page guide to his 11 inch penis

Patchos

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what a deluded, narcissistic, sociopathic, self absorbed, self aggrandising, boring liar. he's definitely an lpsg'er.
 
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LOL. Don't bother! Waste of time... The pics are censored and the writing is bleh.
 

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I ran across this the other day and since I had some free time I took a look. I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would take the time and effort to create this. I had time to waste and it was. :confused:
 

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This guy probably has OCD or autism or some other mental illness. He created a glossary dedicated to explaining what he means when using common words, and clearly lacks the social savvy to realize that a manual isn't going to help him get laid.
 

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Even with the censoring, this guy has the same weak trickery we see everywhere outside of dick-manifestos:

- The big black box is in front of the coke bottle, so the bottle is foreshortened. This one's a classic: http://www.lpsg.com/members/shannon...693749-people-accuse-me-of-photoshopping.html

- They're not showing the bottom of the bottle, so you're just guessing it starts at his dick, not well below.

- The coke bottle pic has an aspect ratio to stretch it vertically so it looks longer. Those glass coke bottles are only ~7" tall.

- His measurement method: "Rest the card against the
lower abs at base of cock (on top
side). Then just mark the end of the
Cock against the card."
This sounds like it should be a less-forgiving measurement (non-bone-pressed), but it's likely he's measuring on a huge angle (starting from 1-2" above the base). I saw this used by those measurection guys a lot to convince themselves their 4.5" dicks are average length, but this is the worst abuse I've encountered so far.