An Easter Joke

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  1. jakeatolla

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    On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
    When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her,
    he replied, 'It's Lent'.
    In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
    Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'
     
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    lol. that's funny. thanks Jake.
     
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    He should be kicked in the ash.
     
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    lol, thanks for the chuckle.
     
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    what happend to KRISPDX.. did he give us LPSG for LENT?
     
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    That was oh so EGG-citing.
     
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