An Elderly Couple

Rikter8

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An elderly couple was sitting together, watching their favorite Saturday night TV program. During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife:

"Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"

After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next commercial break, replied:

"You know, I don't really know -- I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year
 

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