An elderly lady went to her husband for some cheering up...

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    As she sits on the edge of the bed she tells her husband, "My love, I'm 93 years of age. My face is full of wrinkles, my legs are not as smooth and sexy as before, my breasts sag down to my knees, I have none of my original teeth and I lost most of my hair. I've lost all of my good looks and I'm a shell of my once better self. What is there left to live for?"

    Hearing this, the husband immediately turns to the woman and says...
    "Well look at the bright side. At least you haven't lost your eyesight."

    Ba-dum-dum!! :biggrin1:
     
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