an ENTHUSIASTIC blowjob would be nice...

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  1. D_Claude Hopper

    D_Claude Hopper New Member

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    I don't think anyone will disagree with me here.

    I'm sorry, but I have to vent. Sorry for using the forum for such. If you are going to give a blowjob, please follow the following guidelines.

    1) If you started down there on your own accord, please do it because you get something out of it too.

    2) Don't if you are going to make us feel guilty about it.

    3) Don't if you're trying to get us to do something you want us to do.

    4) Don't if it's something you don't enjoy (WE CAN TELL DAMNIT, and we'll respect your opinion, so don't lead us into it!)

    5) If you started it, and we didn't ask, or even hint that we wanted you to, don't F'in complain about it later.

    6) If you ever say how you used to for someone else all the time, don't hold out on us it'll just make us resent the ones we get.

    7) If you tell us and how you like it, and like to do it for us, ACT LIKE IT

    AAAAAAHHHHH!

    I'm peaved. I love them. And my ability to enjoy them with my current partner has been squished like a little bug damnit for not following the aforementioned things.

    So, I could care less about technique (to a degree of course). If you want to impress me or whomever you are going down on, PLEASE be enthusiastic about it. That is the greatest blowjob turn-on ever.

    Period.
     
  2. B_Think_Kink

    B_Think_Kink New Member

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    Too bad. I simply adore giving blowjobs. I'd rather give head than kiss someone.
     
  3. yngjock20

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    Guys would never guilt trip you for letting them suck you off...I'm just throwing that out there. LOL!

    Just kidding
     
  4. Principessa

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    Sheesh! That's a lot of rules to remember! :eek: Then again since I am always enthusisatic and love to suck cock your rant wasn't really directed at me. :smile:

    Maybe you need to look for a new girlfriend.


     
  5. ManlyBanisters

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    Yeah - what NJ and TK said - you got yo' cock in the wrong mouth, john_t.
     
  6. Hippie Hollow Girl

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    Wow you do sound frustrated. I hope venting on here helps.

    Maybe it might be a good idea to put this where your partner could read this too. Unless she is on here too.

    Good luck!
     
  7. B_Think_Kink

    B_Think_Kink New Member

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    I dunno.. if I found that from my partner.. I'd be at him verbally.. maybe with an object. Leaving her might be a better option.
     
  8. Tickled Pink

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    I agree with NJ, TK and MB! If its hard and clean I'll suck it alllll day long!!!
     
  9. D_Fiona_Farvel

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    +1

    To the OP,
    You should tell her this! Nothing worse than unenthusiastic oral from the giver or receiver.
     
  10. B_Monster

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    Maybe a little communication is in order with your partner, conversation is the ultimate aphrodesiac. sp? Just a suggestion bro.
     
  11. D_Ed69s girl

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    Don't say your sorry, you have a serious issue here. I think it might. I only done Blowjobs on one man and yes my technic isn't the greatest. But I love his tasty penis very much soo. And yes the more enthusiastic I get the bigger he gets. Which get me even more excited and I think you know the rest.

    But I have to admit I do break one of your rules. I have a bad habit of starting a BJ to get him nice and hard so I can have vaginal sex. :rolleyes:
     
  12. D_Hyacinth Harrytwat

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    Get those rules published somewhere. Kittie's right; this goes for both sexes!
     
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