An honest Priest

[jakeatolla]

>A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
>priest beside her, "Father, may
>I ask a favor?"
>
>"Of course. What may I do for you?"
>
>"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well
over
>the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
>way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
>perhaps?"
>
>"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie."
>
>"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
>
>When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
>
>The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
>
>"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."
>
>The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
>have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
>
>"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman,
>but which is, to date, unused."
>
>Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!

 

[that_other_guy]

... hehehhehehehehehe ...

 

[starter]

ahah that's good

 

[Snozzle]

Very good.

Related:

The famous English conductor, Sir Thomas Beecham, was rehearsing an orchestra when he noticed that a woman 'cellist was not playing very well. He put up with it for a while, then roared at her:

"Madam, between your legs you have an instrument that could bring pleasure to thousands. DON'T JUST SCRATCH IT!"