An honest Priest

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    >A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
    >priest beside her, "Father, may
    >I ask a favor?"
    >
    >"Of course. What may I do for you?"
    >
    >"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well
    over
    >the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
    >way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
    >perhaps?"
    >
    >"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
    lie."
    >
    >"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
    >
    >When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
    >
    >The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
    >
    >"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
    declare."
    >
    >The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
    >have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
    >
    >"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman,
    >but which is, to date, unused."
    >
    >Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
     
  2. ... hehehhehehehehehe ...
     
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    ahah that's good
     
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    Very good.

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    The famous English conductor, Sir Thomas Beecham, was rehearsing an orchestra when he noticed that a woman 'cellist was not playing very well. He put up with it for a while, then roared at her:

    "Madam, between your legs you have an instrument that could bring pleasure to thousands. DON'T JUST SCRATCH IT!"
     
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