An inconvenient erection?

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  1. bld_64

    bld_64 Member

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    My dentist is a beautiful, 35ish Russian woman, who works at a large practice in NYC. She is a great dentist, very efficient, always punctual (amazing for a dental practice) and friendly to the point of being ever-so-slightly flirty.

    Layind reclined in her dental chair, arms on the rests, while she leans in close with her lovely, subtle perfume, speaking with an accent that I find delightful, is both wonderful and agonizing. I have to concentrate so as to not pop a full hard on.

    Sometimes the little guy gets away from me and I do silent, mental battle to talk him down, hoping she or the assistant won't notice, all the while trying to ignore the little voice in my head that keeps reminding me how much I want to fiuck her doggie-style right there in the exam room.

    Anyone else got an inconvenient erection story?
     
  2. Quite Irate

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    Don't worry - in a few years you won't have that problem. :)

    Russian women...
     
  3. LeeEJ

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    Oh, stop stressing so much. If she inspires a boner, then let it happen. If she notices, she notices; if she doesn't like it, she'll probably let you know. If she does like it, however, then we'll expect to see a story from you in another few months or so. ;)
     
  4. D_Coyne Toss

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    My PE teacher in high school used to love couple exercises. We were only two males, and so, when the other one broke his foot, I had to do tem with a girl (quite hot indeed) in fron of the whole class.

    In one exercise she put her legs around my waist as I did some squats (and then vice versa).

    Then the same, legs on the shoulders.

    Then i was bent as she climbed on my shoulders and made squats on my neck.

    I don't know how I succeeded in hiding the things in my pants....
     
  5. HungDaddy

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    when i was at the gym one day this really hot girl that i had been lookin at came up to me as i was benching she looked at me weird and said u need water? and me tryin to look tough and impress her i said nah she grinned and left and when i stood up i noticed a huge hard on i didnt go back for days :biggrin1:
     
  6. SpeedoGuy

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    You're not alone. Its happened to me during teeth cleaning, hair cuts and clothes fitting administered by women.
     
  7. Fallingwater

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    I heartily agree. Boners are natural. She should be happy you're finding her sexy. If she feels offended it's her own damn problem. :)

    As for me, I had a bit of trouble with erections when at a summer trip with two friends (both female).
    We were pretty much shameless, so we routinely undressed in front of each other, showered naked and so on.
    I wasn't used to it, because most of my other friends are of the modest kind who usually keep their clothes on and aren't comfortable with seeing their friends naked.
    I liked being able to do it around them, and it aroused me a little too. But with me, a little arousal is enough to get a big hard-on, and so whenever I'd get naked around them the little friend would be at attention. :p

    The first times I felt like hiding it a bit, but then one of them said that she was surprised in a good way and not at all offended, and the other said it didn't bother her, so I didn't hide it after that. It was a good feeling to not have to worry about this sort of stuff.
     
  8. B_btrelll

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    Yes because women are so likely to ignore their job just to jump on a dick.

    Maybe she takes her job seriously and doesn't follow the rules of women you assume are true based on only having seen them in porn films.
     
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    Why should she be happy that some short, squat little tit is getting off while shes working?


    Does anyone here actually have some real world experience of women?
     
  10. Fallingwater

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    First of all, I think this qualifies as insulting the thread starter.
    Second, "getting off" and "feeling aroused" are two different things. You seem to have little experience of men.
     
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