22/m/bi Pittsburgh I found this place a few months ago from thundersplace, a penis enlargement exercise site. As you can guess, I'm hoping to join the ranks of the well-hung one day. Until then, I still have a serious fascination with big cocks, intense envy for those lucky enough to be born with them, and a legitimate feeling of sexual inferiority to them. It's cool, though, I'm another one of those wacky SPH guys. Don't worry, I won't gum up your forums. I promise, no "how small is my dick" threads, no questions worded to bate you into humiliating me. Frankly, there's enough j/o material on this site already without asking for it myself. I do feel sorry for and understand where some of these guys are coming from, though. I have a beautiful girlfriend who loves to indulge my kinks, and I hers. If not for that outlet, I'd surely have to throw decorum to the wind and get a sexual fix wherever I could... and I guess you can understand why this particular site is so good a place to get that kind of fix. Speaking of which, how many SPH fetishists are here? Tons, I'm guessing. Give me a PM or a response to this post, guys. I'm just curious. Also, I'd like to know if you big guys (and other forum members) resent the SPH crowd on this site? Once again, just curious. Hell, I'm not even small, I'm a hair under 7 inches long and of about 5 in girth. Girls have told me that I'm the best they've ever had, that I've given them their first and only orgasms, and I believe them. Still, you big guys strike the fear of god into me, and I masturbate every time thinking about how much manlier and more impressive you are than me (and womens' agreement with that sentiment.) ::shrug:: Maybe I'm just a size queen. Oh, yeah. I would be remiss if I didn't mention, my girl and I are looking for someone with a thick cock in the Pittsburgh area for some play. I'll e-mail pics to and continue dialogue with anyone interested. Let's see... what else. Oh, it's that time of year, and I just realized- if it weren't for Scrooge's life of avarice and greed, he wouldn't have the financial ability to cause so much joy in his later years. Tiny Tim would have died. Oh, and my name. I was thinking Jack Napier as in the Joker from Batman, not Jack Napier the porn star. I wonder if he got his name the same place.